Jan the Supergirl of Poetry Soup

She is the super girl of poetry soup a cute 
who through her limericks renders us mute 
How can I resist a giggle when she writes 
or helps me to sully my new tights 
She is a lovely presence and I wish her well 
if anyone here objections it won't jell  
We are a site of beauty not one of snooty 
so shake out your pom pom, give a hooty 
Its Christmas a time for love words of essence 
Jan, I'm glad your here and that you got presence 
Lets give the girl a cheer today write a limerick 
for her that is funny one with kick, 

"FANCY SCHMANCY" 
One day I met a fancy schmancy girl named Jan 
and when it came to the funnies, oh how she ran 
like an underwear on fire 
yes, she's the girl for hire 
if you want poop in your underwear then read 
her crunchy lines, she leaves a laughter seed 

                       for all....
xoxoxoxxo 

Dec 10, 2018

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 1/9/2019 10:41:00 AM
Hello Pixie, a lovely poem for Jan.I have never done a poem like this, I will try to create one one day soon. Have a nice day my friend.
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Date: 12/13/2018 6:29:00 PM
Awww Jan deserves this sweet and clever tribute for all the laughter she has given us with her wonderfully humorous limericks. Well deserving of POTD Vie. Congratulations! : ) xxoo
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Date: 12/13/2018 9:53:00 AM
Pixie, your poem is a witty and wonderful dedication to Jan. Your clever creativity brings a smile to me and a hearty congratulations to you for your wonderful and well deserved recognition with POTD honors.. Warmest wishes always ~Susan
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Date: 12/13/2018 4:56:00 AM
- :))) ... love it :) - Congratulations on your p.o.t.d., Pixie :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 12/13/2018 4:43:00 AM
Wow, Mark, you have delivered another outstanding sonnet. It certainly deserves the POTD honor, congrats. John
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Date: 12/12/2018 10:55:00 PM
Your thoughts made me smile. :) This is cute, clever and creative. It's nice being around those that brighten the mood. Congratulations Pixie, on Poem of the Day. ~ Brandy
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Date: 12/12/2018 8:24:00 PM
Congrats Pixie!!!! :)
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Date: 12/13/2018 2:32:00 AM
and you sure do brighten the mood!!!! Great to have such kind hearts here!!!!
Date: 12/12/2018 12:56:00 PM
Congrats on POTD, Pixie Dust. Well done. Warm wishes~Warren
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Date: 12/12/2018 12:43:00 PM
OH WOW Pixie Dust I've just logged on and seen you've got POTD!!! I've been busy reading poems at my mum's carehome Christmas Party their favourite poem was a recent one about farting and not having sprouts at Christmas dinner . I was wearing my Santa girl outfit which made them smile:-) I am over the moon your poem has been awarded POTD, many many congrats!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/12/2018 10:44:00 AM
She's the queen of poop, in such a lovely way. good tribute, congratulations...
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Date: 12/12/2018 9:27:00 AM
Love this one Pixie and Congrats you deserve it my friend!
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Date: 12/12/2018 9:05:00 AM
Congrats Pixie on your POTD for this lovely tribute xxoo
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Date: 12/12/2018 8:34:00 AM
Back with congratulations on POTD ... Hugs sweet lady
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Date: 12/12/2018 7:43:00 AM
Yay!!! :) Congrats on POTD Pixie! xomo
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Date: 12/12/2018 7:37:00 AM
Wonderful tribute to Jan PD... Congrats on POTD..
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Date: 12/12/2018 7:29:00 AM
I've been one of Jan's cheerleaders for years, so my pom poms will continue to shake and my rah rah will be heard each time I read one of this Funny Girl's poems. Well done, Pixie.
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Date: 12/12/2018 7:05:00 AM
Nice one, Dixie. She sure is the Lim queen! Congratulations on POTD...have a nice day :) Charlie
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Date: 12/12/2018 6:20:00 AM
Pixie, I enjoyed your wonderful and humorous tribute to Jan, congrats on POTD. John
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Date: 12/12/2018 4:41:00 AM
Wow Pixie...Congratulations...the two J's run the Limerick show...(Jan and Jack) She's certainly the Queen...All the best my friend...
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Date: 12/12/2018 4:40:00 AM
Jan is a fantastic funny female...Congrats!!! on your POTD!! Pix... a lovely tribute to the Queen of the LOL's...love & light...^WW^
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Date: 12/12/2018 4:24:00 AM
Congratulations on POTD, enjoy the honor~
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Date: 12/12/2018 1:11:00 AM
Back with congratulations Pixie on POTD. Tom.
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Date: 12/11/2018 1:59:00 PM
A wonderful dedication, I see she loved this!! you brought me many smiles today!!!
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Date: 12/11/2018 8:46:00 AM
Jan, is that and all very much more.. She on my list of Santa's good folk .. Great write , she will enjoy this :)
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Date: 12/10/2018 1:27:00 PM
You have written some great lines for Jan to work on! Well done! Aloha! Rico
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