Jan the Supergirl of Poetry Soup

She is the super girl of poetry soup a cute 
who through her limericks renders us mute 
How can I resist a giggle when she writes 
or helps me to sully my new tights 
She is a lovely presence and I wish her well 
if anyone here objections it won't jell  
We are a site of beauty not one of snooty 
so shake out your pom pom, give a hooty 
Its Christmas a time for love words of essence 
Jan, I'm glad your here and that you got presence 
Lets give the girl a cheer today write a limerick 
for her that is funny one with kick, 

"FANCY SCHMANCY" 
One day I met a fancy schmancy girl named Jan 
and when it came to the funnies, oh how she ran 
like an underwear on fire 
yes, she's the girl for hire 
if you want poop in your underwear then read 
her crunchy lines, she leaves a laughter seed 

                       for all....
xoxoxoxxo 

Dec 10, 2018
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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De Beaulieu Avatar
January 9, 2019 at 10:41 AM
Hello Pixie, a lovely poem for Jan.I have never done a poem like this, I will try to create one one day soon. Have a nice day my friend.
Marcum Wong Avatar
December 13, 2018 at 6:29 PM
Awww Jan deserves this sweet and clever tribute for all the laughter she has given us with her wonderfully humorous limericks. Well deserving of POTD Vie. Congratulations! : ) xxoo
Ashley Avatar
December 13, 2018 at 9:53 AM
Pixie, your poem is a witty and wonderful dedication to Jan. Your clever creativity brings a smile to me and a hearty congratulations to you for your wonderful and well deserved recognition with POTD honors.. Warmest wishes always ~Susan
Andresen Avatar
December 13, 2018 at 4:56 AM
- :))) ... love it :) - Congratulations on your p.o.t.d., Pixie :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Gondolf Avatar
December 13, 2018 at 4:43 AM
Wow, Mark, you have delivered another outstanding sonnet. It certainly deserves the POTD honor, congrats. John
Nicole Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 10:55 PM
Your thoughts made me smile. :) This is cute, clever and creative. It's nice being around those that brighten the mood. Congratulations Pixie, on Poem of the Day. ~ Brandy
Vaso Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 8:24 PM
Congrats Pixie!!!! :)
Vaso Avatar
December 13, 2018 at 2:32 AM
and you sure do brighten the mood!!!! Great to have such kind hearts here!!!!
Doll Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 12:56 PM
Congrats on POTD, Pixie Dust. Well done. Warm wishes~Warren
Allison Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 12:43 PM
OH WOW Pixie Dust I've just logged on and seen you've got POTD!!! I've been busy reading poems at my mum's carehome Christmas Party their favourite poem was a recent one about farting and not having sprouts at Christmas dinner . I was wearing my Santa girl outfit which made them smile:-) I am over the moon your poem has been awarded POTD, many many congrats!:-) hugs Jan xx
Smith Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 10:44 AM
She's the queen of poop, in such a lovely way. good tribute, congratulations...
May Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 9:27 AM
Love this one Pixie and Congrats you deserve it my friend!
Gentile Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 9:05 AM
Congrats Pixie on your POTD for this lovely tribute xxoo
Roper Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 8:34 AM
Back with congratulations on POTD ... Hugs sweet lady
Pigeon Tart Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 7:43 AM
Yay!!! :) Congrats on POTD Pixie! xomo
May Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 7:37 AM
Wonderful tribute to Jan PD... Congrats on POTD..
Lane Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 7:29 AM
I've been one of Jan's cheerleaders for years, so my pom poms will continue to shake and my rah rah will be heard each time I read one of this Funny Girl's poems. Well done, Pixie.
Messina Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 7:05 AM
Nice one, Dixie. She sure is the Lim queen! Congratulations on POTD...have a nice day :) Charlie
Gondolf Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 6:20 AM
Pixie, I enjoyed your wonderful and humorous tribute to Jan, congrats on POTD. John
Michael Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 4:41 AM
Wow Pixie...Congratulations...the two J's run the Limerick show...(Jan and Jack) She's certainly the Queen...All the best my friend...
Warrior Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 4:40 AM
Jan is a fantastic funny female...Congrats!!! on your POTD!! Pix... a lovely tribute to the Queen of the LOL's...love & light...^WW^
La France Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 4:24 AM
Congratulations on POTD, enjoy the honor~
Cunningham Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 1:11 AM
Back with congratulations Pixie on POTD. Tom.
Vaso Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 1:59 PM
A wonderful dedication, I see she loved this!! you brought me many smiles today!!!
Roper Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 8:46 AM
Jan, is that and all very much more.. She on my list of Santa's good folk .. Great write , she will enjoy this :)
Leffanta Avatar
December 10, 2018 at 1:27 PM
You have written some great lines for Jan to work on! Well done! Aloha! Rico
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