Funnies Poems - Poems about Funnies

maybe they just need some oinkment when pigs get laryngitis i suppose they feel somewhat disgruntled english teacher's nightmair observed in a book store: "sale - all spelling workbooks 50% of!" too much of a good thing poetry teacher: "i can't say enough about not ...

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super boll boll weevil twin brothers: one was great, one the lesser of two weevils you killed my father, prepare to die three-legged dog in a saloon: "looking for the man who shot my paw" a news headline i'd like to see buddhist avoids novocain wants to...

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Obi-Wan Kenobi's lesser known brothers: The womanizer, Don-Wan Founder of the Puerto Rican Capitol, San-Wan The divorce attorney, Nobody-Wan The Chinese Food chef, Sesh-Wan Inventor of plastic bottle caps, Scru-Wan Designer of compact luggage, Stow-Wan The lazy nomad, Bed-Wan The eternal encourager, Go-Wan The coupon-clipping twins, Buy-Wan Get-Wan [Humor attribution: all humor by yours truly]...

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Deffy Daffinitions (Monoku series) inflation: the thing that makes balloons bigger and candy bars smaller irony: when obnoxious online bullies post "your a idiot" jury: twelve people chosen to decide which...

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Monoku Series: General Hospital i had a brain mri last month as expected, they found nothing i asked could i do my own anesthetic doc said, "knock yourself out" last week i went to urgent care it felt neither urgent nor caring they had a specialist: ...

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“Surely, you can't be serious!” “I am serious and don't call me Shirley” That's a classic line from Airport starring Leslie Nielsen, a Canucky It was loaded with these Funny quotes without sleaze For those expecting an Oscar-winning performance, not a bloody chance surely...

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I want to write a funny poem to wake everyone up From this Sunday grogginess Why do you feel so lazy on Sunday? Because it’s a rest day you fool Why do you run like a bat out of hell from your job on Friday? It’s because you’ve been cooped up in there like they own you Why do you...

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I want to write a poem about funny Why does when someone say “your ass is mine” You found it so funny Is it because you know you can’t have it And you want it Lol You know when someone said “someone has run off with a fireman” You found it so funny Is it because it’s so outrageous? Yeah I can see that...

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