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Sunday Funnies V

maybe they just need some oinkment
when pigs get laryngitis
    i suppose they feel somewhat disgruntled

english teacher's nightmair
observed in a book store: 
    "sale - all spelling workbooks 50% of!"

too much of a good thing
poetry teacher:     "i can't say enough about not

Categories: funnies, humor,
Form: Monoku

Sunday Funnies Iv

super boll
boll weevil twin brothers:     one was great, one the lesser of two weevils

you killed my father, prepare to die 
three-legged dog in a saloon:      "looking for the man who shot my paw"

a news headline i'd like to see
buddhist avoids novocain    wants to

Categories: funnies, humorous,
Form: Monoku

Sunday Funnies Iii

Obi-Wan Kenobi's lesser known brothers:

The womanizer, Don-Wan

Founder of the Puerto Rican Capitol, San-Wan

The divorce attorney, Nobody-Wan

The Chinese Food chef, Sesh-Wan

Inventor of plastic bottle caps, Scru-Wan

Designer of compact luggage, Stow-Wan

The lazy nomad, Bed-Wan

The eternal encourager, Go-Wan

The coupon-clipping twins, Buy-Wan Get-Wan


[Humor attribution: all humor by yours truly]

Categories: funnies, brother, humor,
Form: Monorhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Sunday Funnies Ii

Deffy Daffinitions (Monoku series)

inflation:      the thing that makes balloons bigger and candy bars smaller

irony:           when obnoxious online bullies post "your a idiot"

jury:             twelve people chosen to decide which

Categories: funnies, humor,
Form: Monoku

Sunday Funnies I

Monoku Series: General Hospital

i had a brain mri last month
    as expected, they found nothing

i asked could i do my own anesthetic
    doc said, "knock yourself out"

last week i went to urgent care   
    it felt neither urgent nor caring

they had a specialist:

Categories: funnies, health, humor,
Form: Monoku

Airplane Funnies

“Surely, you can't be serious!” “I am serious and don't call me Shirley”
That's a classic line from Airport starring Leslie Nielsen, a Canucky
It was loaded with these
Funny quotes without sleaze
For those expecting an Oscar-winning performance, not a bloody chance surely

Categories: funnies, hilarious,
Form: Limerick

Funnies On This Fine Sunday Afternoon

I want to write a funny poem to wake everyone up 
From this Sunday grogginess
Why do you feel so lazy on Sunday?
Because it’s a rest day you fool
Why do you run like a bat out of hell from your job on Friday?
It’s because you’ve been cooped up in there like they own you
Why do you

Categories: funnies, faith, funny, nonsense,
Form: Free verse

Funnies On the Soup

I want to write a poem about funny
Why does when someone say “your ass is mine”
You found it so funny
Is it because you know you can’t have it
And you want it
Lol
You know when someone said “someone has run off with a fireman”
You found it so funny
Is it because it’s so outrageous?
Yeah I can see that

Categories: funnies, faith, funny, nonsense,
Form: Free verse