Best Fries Poems

I ordered French fries for my alligator,
But he stated,
“I’ll eat them later.”

So I spoke up to the waiting waiter,
And said, “Please do me a favor.
Go and take the taters
Out of the fry-o-later.”

Then the waiter intently tried to hawk,
Soup in a crock
For the hungry croc.

But my...

Continue reading...

Okay I hereby confess to you guys
All my life I've had a craving for fries
Could eat a whole ton
Can't stop at just one
Ladies warned me, they go straight to my thighs


© Jack Ellison 2015...

Continue reading...

A nearly full bag of fries in a trash bin 
is a little tempting to one not having eaten all day!
Somewhere is a single mom scrubbing floors
so her kids can eat a PB sandwich
smeared with a little jelly,
or maybe
she will leave them with generic macaroni,
a...

Continue reading...

They are without a doubt
my favorite potato delicacy
French fries
Just the aroma makes me swoon
in sheer ecstasy ... bang   zoom
As a youngster, I could eat them everyday
if it were left up to me
French fries
Sliced in circles or sticks,
tossed in the deep fry ... hmmm,
has...

Continue reading...

It’s time! 
Spud,
You’re unearthed,	
Exposed,
Don’t go all mushy,
I love your style,
Thinking about you,
Taste buds dance,
My little French fry,
Attractively dishy,
You’re quite a meal,
Deep-fried and hot,
To think dear,
Once just a potato,
Now far from your roots,
Everyone,
Wants part of you,
Quickly!
Let me reach,
I’m thinking!
Tomato sauce,
Hmm!!!!!

04/03/2017
Wendy Jae...

Continue reading...

love the taste
it don't go to waste
i eat and sleep
its lunch
with my bunch
to save money its wises
to have 
BURGER AND FRIES...

Continue reading...

fried eggs and French fries
a winning combination
just give it a try...

Continue reading...

Feeling kinda cruddy, yup, that's the word
Too many fries, too many burgs

When will I learn I can't handle that stuff
Stomach rebels, starts causing a fuss

Once could eat nails and all kinds of gunk
Now I eat mush and ground up junk

My teeth are all gone, can't...

Continue reading...

Crunchy golden brown potatoes
Cut unevenly into strips sticks
One maybe half, one and two inches long
Best eaten after freshly fried

So thus us, creations of God
Unequal to wit, might and talents
Yet, daily equip in battle of growing
Not on failing but succeeding

The fries eaten plain or flavored
So is...

Continue reading...

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY, 50 LIKES ABOUT “SWEET POTATO FRIES”.? PEOPLE POST ABOUT LOVE OR FAME ,  PEOPLE POST ABOUT PERSONAL GAIN, PEOPLE POST ABOUT FUN OR ABOUT HOPE, PEOPLE POST WITH A PERSONAL SCOPE. 

PEOPLE POST ABOUT TRAGEDY, LOSS OF A LOVED...

Continue reading...

so thin and hot and greasy
dipped in red ketchup
crispy, yummy, potatoes
fried and golden white
licking salted lips
suck fingers
MORE

5/5/11
Contest:Fast Food Epulaeryu...

Continue reading...

A Side of Fries


Verne had never had the nerve before.

He stood before her, looked into her eyes
asking “you gonna eat all of those fries?”

Hunger’s hands holding hollow hope.



12/20/2015

submitted to - 4 lines – Poetry contest
sponsor – Silent One...

Continue reading...

Crazy.
I thought of those recurring words.
the ones that always come back.
will they one day save me?
nonsense as a simple interjection.
or the last word of an old movie.
the way my mom says 'never'.
or a strange last name.
the brand of a product already out of the market.
and...

Continue reading...

best oysters this year
yesterdays bull todays steer
steaming by my beer...

Continue reading...

Waiting for chips*
Hungry at noon
Vinegar, salt
Use a fork not a spoon

Eat by the sea
Where the waves are unhurried
Peas that are mushed
Sauce that is curried

Two slices of bread
A chip butty create
Overloading my buds 
Luscious carbohydrate

There are pies. There are peas
There is gravy and fish
Loading it all...

Continue reading...