Best Farce Poems
Let the Farce Be With YouShould you vote the democratic ticket, then let the farce be with you!
All I can say is please do some serious research before you do.
It’s not just about change but this country’s future is at stake,
Check out both candidates records, times are getting too serious...
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Categories:
farce, devotion, faith, people, political,
Form:
Verse
Flatulance Forum FarceBased on BBC news article "Fart in parliament: Row blows up in Canada"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38037187
Should our leaders discuss debt?
Under which we toil and sweat
How to tax us? Lots or little?
Or somewhere roughly in the middle?
Do we grow and do they borrow?
Or make a promise vague and hollow
Economic...
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Categories:
farce, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Form:
Verse
Natural Selection a Theory Or FarceI mean was Darwin thinking when he wrote this theory
When I studied Psychology and read this I said O’ dear me
Only the strong shall survive was his point
I think on this subject his jaw was out of joint
Observing two similar birds with different beaks
Saying that’s...
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Categories:
farce, funnylove,
Form:
Rhyme
Village Justice Or Legal FarceVillage Justice Or Legal Farce
A developing saga of political intrigue and power play in the corridors of power...
With invisible puppet strings being tugged in a certain manner....
How else to explain the self righteous supremo of PAS filing a libel suit to safeguard integrity.....
So far away...
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Categories:
farce, abuse, allusion, community, confusion,
Form:
Free verse
FarceThe only door known, stood closed
She raised her hands to push them open
A fear strange clenched at her heart
She pulled back fearing even to knock
Unsure of what her eyes would accost
An expression of joy or impatience naked
She stood at a loss confused and...
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Categories:
farce, sad
Form:
Verse
My Latest Local FarceMy latest local farce, oh, what a schmooze!
oily words from his thick lips fairly ooze.
Behind my back, he must think I’m a hick,
ducking and dodging him doesn’t quite stick.
He’ll pop out of nowhere, but I don’t drool,
not when he treats me like somebody’s fool.
I...
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Categories:
farce, angst, conflict,
Form:
Couplet
Farce
A man who is
Afraid of his own words,
In his eyes, nothing but
The timidity of a rat;
Without guards and
Bulletproof motorcades,
A wasteful wife;
He would pee in his pants:
Crazy he cowered us with violence,
Wasted our lives;
Finger on cheek,
Like a thoughtful statesman,
What a farce!
...
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Categories:
farce, anger, political,
Form:
ABC
Post Office Farce
The post office
parcel farce
Those in charge
a little bit harsh
asleep at the wheel
give them a bonus
hundreds and hundreds
and nobody noticed
The honours awarded
Community service
Innocent to guilty
that is the verdict
you took their lives
their reps their money...
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Categories:
farce, corruption, england, leadership, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Force, farce, frequented, foundationally,Outrage and then revenge..Ensure such' and repetitions
Will never end.' A formula humans know.'
Yet with much drive, and vigour, still scatter and sow..!...
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Categories:
farce, appreciation, freedom,
Form:
Rhyme
The Farce Of LawPosters painted
By law tainted
Rosaries rattling
Prayers prattling
Police swoop
Spirits droop
Whisked away
Because they pray
For children unborn
Innocent lives shorn
In abortion clinics
Cold cash for callous cynics...
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Categories:
farce, children, death, life,
Form:
Rhyme
The Farce Goes OnMakeup never hides the truth
the camera sees it all
Sharply focused through the pain
each mask a futile pall
As clowns embrace the actor’s fears
in painted frozen smiles
The farce goes on in word and song
—a masquerades denial
(Dreamsleep: May, 2023)...
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Categories:
farce, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Calling out your Farce
The Lies you tell me and then tell yourself
the way you act as a victim in your own web of hell
and if I call out your horse- , you will blame and throw a fit
you cut me with your behavior and words...
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Categories:
farce, betrayal, bullying, rude,
Form:
Free verse
Selected Lyrics From the Imaginary Invalid After graduating from UF, in the early '80s I wrote the book, lyrics and score for a musical adaptation of Moliere's farce Le Malade Imaginaire ("The Imaginary Invalid") and have decided to post five of the song lyrics from my adaptation.
1. OPENING NUMBER...
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Categories:
farce, funny, humorous, parody, satire,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Grotto RottoChristmas was coming, I'd begun to fret
Thinking of all the gifts to purchase yet
I spied an advert in a local store
For someone to replace their Santa Claus.
They gave me the position there and then
Eager to set up the grotto again
Got in my Santa outfit,...
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Categories:
farce, childhood, christmas, fantasy, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
CaughtThis tragedy is a farce,
A play within a play.
The king says one thing,
The queen another
And the pawn, lying broken
May never recover.
Romantic sop,
(he’s quite the fool)
Watching the battle go on
and on . . .
. . . and on the warfare continues -
A...
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Categories:
farce, anger, hair, political,
Form:
Rhyme