Natural Selection a Theory Or Farce

I mean was Darwin thinking when he wrote this theory When I studied Psychology and read this I said O’ dear me Only the strong shall survive was his point I think on this subject his jaw was out of joint Observing two similar birds with different beaks Saying that’s evolution is evident as I speak Well here I go again, a myth buster at his best To show this dude Darwin didn’t put the theory to the test. I have one example that blows holes in it Even Darwin will raise his hands and say “Sid you got me beat” Hear we go: Once again :-) Have you ever seen a female dog when she’s on heat To the male dogs this is a treat They line up be hind her according to strength As they patiently wait to make love to this wench But then a strange thing happens the strongest mut Is faced with a challenge which is a make or bust And while they size each other and start to brawl The others run away leaving one that is scrawny and small The small one approaches her and doesn’t even have the audacity to give her a sniff He just climbs up and gives her the stiff And after his finished and has done the deed You expecting a through breed, the end product is a mongrel cross breed So when you meet a skinny man with coke bottle glasses and a comb over Just think “no such thing as natural selection and the best is scrawny Rover” This is the best that you’ll ever get And the love will be the best I bet And as I tuck myself in and before I switch off the light All I have to say ladies and gentleman is good night