Best Ems Poems

You can have all the produce in my garden except the Ems.
What are the Ems? I asked my more enlightened friends.
His magical mushrooms, they have minds and they talk.
I laughed at their imaginations; my laugh much like a squawk.

Einstein was here, and he declared these...

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“CPR is only done to dead people,”
   or, at least, I was taught that
    in an oddly-lit conference room 
at a local EMS center. 
The instructor would’ve had to have 
  used me as a real example if the...

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