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Walking In My Winter Underwear

a parody on song "Winter Wonderland"- inspired by my winter alone in an unheated house. "Come away, I am threadbare Snow is falling.... Where there' be hair.. A cold-as_sed dam_ night It's really a fright Walkin' in my winter underwear.. Butt-cheeks gleaming Through the holes, near the seaming A nasty cold a_s, My skin is blue cast Walkin' in my winter underwear.. In the meadow we can make a snowman And pretend that he's an EMS He'll say- "sonny is that really you?" Or did someone paint you a_s blue? Later on, I'll perspire When I light... My a_s on fire.... It burns so that way I'm happy so say Walkin' in my winter underwear...."

Copyright © | Year Posted 2007




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