Best Dudes Poems

The work was hard out on the ranch, the days were hot an' dry,
An' fancy things you find in town had caught ol' Jim Bob's eye.
When evenin' came he'd sit the fence an' crave to see the sights,
To drive big cars to all the bars...

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Feel um' sum mo',

get um in and out of the door's-

'cuz good company rages on...

When I am with um' I am on!


Wheel um to go...

Wind it back and drop the note,

'cause the krumpin' will dump out the mote!


Get um to flow-

careen on the boat,

get um...

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My Dad came around the other day, on his Harley Davidson, all decked out.
The Trolls all came a running to see: what that load roar could be about.
They immediately became so very impressed, with my biker Dad, no doubt.
But it seems they’d never seen anything...

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Men and women
Boys and girls
Both of them
Make senses whirl

Beef and cheese
Two kinds of cakes
Some are smart
And some are flakes

Hunks and hotties
Lads and lasses
They make us say
"Look at those asses!!"
 
Pimps and whores
Knights and dames
They look for love
Don't care for names

Masculine and feminine
Just combine the two
Both...

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Dirty Dudes Club                 (Light Poetry)    (Humorous)


Dirty Dudes Club looking for a new president 
A dirty guy thinks he is a qualified resident,
He had not showered for...

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the crypt man walketh
the perch he lay bested once
he seen,the light passed...

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Foolish Dudes

Foolish dudes never have a clue
Shootin they own foot while stealin loot
Slappin chicks and yelling at kids
Actin like Ike Turner til she hits the skids
Bruisin up chicks givin out licks
Burnin bridges fatal decisions lights flick flicks
Now old all alone and scared
Askin why wifey ain't...

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they chat and do that
run like a rat
cool like a cat
but are fools
that think theyer cool
some or loner
part of the
DUDES ON THE CORNER...

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Deity Dudes

Do you believe some bearded deity
Looks after you with Love, and pity? 
Do you believe this to be true?
Yet only while you love him too? 
Isn't it odd – all the same,
you believe in god from where you came
And authority doth lie with old...

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LISTEN MAN
DON'T YOU
 UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE SONG'S 
REALLY ABOUT
BREAK MY HEART
FROM THE START
IT HAPPENED WHEN
 YOU OPENED
 YOUR MOUTH

DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME
I DON'T THINK YOU CARE
THE JOKES IN BELEIVING
YOUR HEART BREAKS
WHEN YOU'VE HEARD
THOSE NASTY THINGS YOU SAY MAN.
THOSE LITTLE INSULTS THAT MAKE
PEOPLE LAUGH.
I GOT ONE...

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I saw a report on the news today,
about what Social Media did.
People were yelling and screaming how,
they’re not babysitting our kid.

If you can’t control what your children watch,
while you live with them all day long.
Why are you blaming Social Media ,
when something they might see...

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Us three dudes are favorite restaurant clientele
Managers come over to talk makes us feel special as hell
Like to think it's only me
But it's probably all three
Always ready to brighten the place in spite of our smell...

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[Verse 1]
Hey dudes,
You ever feel small
Like the world’s too loud,
And none of it’s you at all?
Your dad said, stand tall,
But your heart just wants
To crawl out of that suit
And mean something.

Hey dudes,
I see you try
Swaggerin’ hard,
But blinkin’ shy.
Is there a man in there
Who knows how...

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BACKBIRD BYE BYE

The morning dew was blue that morn
Purple was the lawn
The clouds threatened an angry sky
As the sun watched the moon finally die

The birds flew backwards instead of ahead
While the waves of the sea were made of lead
A tree arose and began to walk...

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a millionaire richer than the king,
with innocence he is but masking,
that he is out to ruin the country,
in process will fill his own pantry!

he kicked out Boris to get to his chair,
the damage was too much to do repair,
now claims he grew up without Sky,
this...

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