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Fancy Dudes

The work was hard out on the ranch, the days were hot an' dry, An' fancy things you find in town had caught ol' Jim Bob's eye. When evenin' came he'd sit the fence an' crave to see the sights, To drive big cars to all the bars an' toast the city nights. He had a gal he courted some, her name was Betty Lou. She'd lived a spell in Angelo, had been to Lubbock, too. Her face was fine, with freckled cheeks, her hair was done in style; An' all her clothes had fancy brands that musta cost a pile. Now, Betty Lou had set her sights to put her brand on Jim, But he had things he had to do an' marriage weren't for him. The world was callin'-out his name, he had some things to learn, Some places that he had to see, 'some candles left to burn'. Well, came a time, an' like you thought, he wandered off the range, But ended up in Boston-town; now boys, that was a change. He found a bar that looked real clean an' sauntered in the door; He'as proud to be of Texas stock an' sallied to the fore. A fancy feller slithered-up an' asked Jim to his place, But when he put his hand on Jim's, he punched him in the face. I guess that feller didn't know for what ol' Jim was known, An' bein' green to city life, he'as best just left alone. Right after Jim had took his shot that dude got mighty riled; He punched Jim once an' kicked him twice, an' left him right defiled. Jim left his mark, I guess you'd say, that feller's bloody clothes; Cause when that feller swung his fist, Jim hit it with his nose!. He'd never seen them fancy dudes, who act like girls an' such; From what he knew, which wadn't squat, he didn't like 'em much. He heard they'as sissies, frail an' weak, sashayin' as they walked. They gossiped like some women-folk, an' giggled when they talked. Well, when it all was said an' done, he helped Jim to his feet, An' dusted off his shirt a mite, then smiled at him real sweet. He told Jim 'bout a couple things he liked to do with males; Now, one was such I won't repeat, but one was kickin' tails. Well, boys I guess there's lessons here: be careful where you roam; Don't wander off to Boston-town, if Texas is your home; But if you do, stear clear of bars, an' this I would include; Don't ever underestimate an' rile a fancy dude.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Date: 1/13/2010 11:43:00 PM
Pretty durn cool, Jim, a great twist.
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Date: 1/12/2010 11:57:00 AM
Wonderful story telling here, Jim and very clever to incorporate the title in the last line!! Great writing!!
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Date: 1/12/2010 9:23:00 AM
Congrats Jim on "Fancy Dudes" being featured. Gotta play the game when you're on someone else's turf. Been there a few times. Great poem. Vince
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Date: 1/11/2010 3:14:00 PM
Jim, I just read this to my hubby. He said it is the best poem he has ever heard, and you can take that as a real compliment as he doesn't usually like poetry, not even mine. Thanks for making our dayl. lainie
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Date: 1/11/2010 1:54:00 PM
Many congratulations on your well deserved poetry being featured this week Jim >> James
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Date: 1/11/2010 10:41:00 AM
Still laughing. This is a masterpiece of Cowboy poetry. Thank you for makin my day. Lainie
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Date: 1/11/2010 4:51:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved poetry being featured this week Jim. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/10/2010 11:56:00 PM
Congrats on your feature poem this week Jim.Rgds Brian
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Date: 1/10/2010 3:48:00 PM
Hi Jim, My friend congrats on your amazing feature poem this week! Very well deserved as always. You sure know how to tell a good story.Truly enjoyed reading. Happy New Year! Love Light Patty
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Date: 1/10/2010 1:29:00 PM
You bring fun and charm to the cowboy way of life....excellent cowboy poetry, my friend! Congratulations on your fine story telling! ~ Carrie
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Date: 1/10/2010 1:13:00 PM
Nice use of rhyme to convey your story. Congratulations on having your poem featured. Keep on writing! I wish you continued success. Karen
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Date: 1/10/2010 11:44:00 AM
Many congrats on your featured piece this week - a delight to read. Rgds Janette
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Date: 12/2/2009 7:15:00 PM
I like this poem alot, Jim. Enjoyed . Thanks for the chuckles. All ok? -Robert
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Date: 7/11/2009 3:29:00 AM
Thanks for the giggles, Jim! =}
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Date: 6/12/2009 8:35:00 PM
very enjoyable read! Jim! you are talented! James
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Date: 6/9/2009 5:29:00 PM
This would make a great short story, Jim! It's very entertaining as a poem, too. Old Jim sure "left his mark." Great wit and you capture the old West feel with your language. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/7/2009 11:15:00 AM
LOL, this is a great poem! ~Trudy~
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