Terrifying Tina Part 2 - Collaboration With Sonny Roper

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Original limerick written by Jan Allison A petite ballerina named Tina Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner When she got in the sack She was on the attack At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’ Her suitors would then try to dodge her After insults on their little todger But listen up guys I have a surprise She’s transgender and she was once Rodger! Continuation poem written by Sonny Roper Tina wanted a special honeymoon night She wanted everything to be just right Into his drink she slipped two little blue pills It was to enhance their midnight thrills Into the bed she jumped with her stud But the night suddenly turn into a dud Fred was in the land of dreams! As a joke it seems Someone had slipped Novocain into her Vaseline! Original Limerick by Jan Allison - the story of Tina continued by Sonny Roper 25th March 2016

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Date: 12/7/2020 7:47:00 AM
Great poem, had to read again, hubby didn't know how to write a limerick , but was good with his writing in the humorous side.
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Date: 3/26/2016 2:09:00 PM
Funny smile can be given loudly, it's very nice poem. Enjoyed the style of expression. my lovely friend. Loved always, bl
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Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2016 7:54:00 PM
Thanks so much BL:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/25/2016 7:37:00 PM
hahaha. The last line is a killer!!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2016 3:28:00 AM
I had to google it lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/25/2016 4:06:00 PM
Hilarious, funny the captcha I have to type says WD40
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Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2016 7:00:00 PM
ha ha ha that is hilarious! hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/25/2016 9:19:00 AM
Hubby is still laughing and he loves the photo !!!! Great write a fav. and 7! Hugs Eve
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Date: 3/25/2016 9:36:00 AM
LOL Eve when I found the pic I knew it was the right one lol:-) Thank Sonny for continuing the poem for me lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/25/2016 7:46:00 AM
Lol...gosh Jan and Sonny
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Date: 3/25/2016 7:47:00 AM
I was delighted Eve's hubby liked my original poem so much that he continued the story of Tina lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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