Best Drama Queen Poems

(just kidding, maybe should be titled:  H to O)


career plan

He wants to be a pool boy
sitting round the pond
with a leather-tan employer
wearing nothing but her blonde.


when too little is not enough

He wanted to be a pool boy
so he wore a string.
She fired him ‘cause...

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Drama Queen

The world Is her oyster
And she is its pearl
Attention she seeks
Like no other goal!

Says a lot of nothing
And gets what she wants 
Never giving in, 
Nor giving up!


Being seen is her sport
Grabbing the attention
Attracting an audience
Is her ultimate aim!


Fashion is her passion
Looking her best
Never...

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So done with this Drama
What a waste of our Time
You will now face Your Karma 
All I hear is Your Dismal Whine.........
Both families inflicted with the aftermath of a Self Serving Trauma 
A Unspeakable Crime
Forever Your Loved Ones Will Pay Your Fine...........

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‘Cause, Priests and Prophets Must Pray for The Reign…
and for Pre and Post-Op-Apocalyptic–Novocain ! …

Yet… It Doesn’t Matter, What Distress to You
 On the Planet, however Polluted or Profane
It Doesn’t Matter, What Distress to You
 Wherever the Delusional -Dimensional Plane
It Doesn’t Matter, What Distress to...

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O please spare me the 
drama!
You this drama queen 
mama
Stop exaggerating your 
act
We do understand,don't
overreact...
More attention is drawn 
to your folly
You display so proudly...
The act is fake
Even babies could 
make...
Don't let your crave for 
attention
Exploit your every action
We love drama
But we don't need them 
everywhere...

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They gathered to say goodbye
Shell shocked and wondering why

The great Drama Queen was dead
She was found that way in bed

Didn’t think she’d follow through
But her frustration grew and grew

No one could hear her heart’s cry
Now they stood wondering why

How could she take her own life?
She...the...

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When it's not about me
How'm I s'posed ta act?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

stike3, i'm outa here

(ps, I might be an *******)...

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Not so long ago your heart was irreparably broken
You didn’t want to hear his name spoken
Your misery was so all-consuming -
And you were full of dooming and glooming -
That the threat of self-harm was bandied about
Just for attention, of that I have no doubt.
Yet here...

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She wanted a big production wedding,
badgered her fiancee into going along 
	with the bad idea
Get the marriage started off wrong
Money that needed to be saved, not squandered
on some reality TV thrill
She was used to getting her way,
had the right chemistry skill set to maudlinly operate
Mix...

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You always aspired to the distinguished air
That tends to attend the depths of despair,
Strove to emanate the sophistication
You associate will suicidal tendencies

Wallow in an elegant depression,
A pretty little picture perfect portrait
Of a contemporary damsel in distress

The world is your stage
And the stage is your world

In...

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When You Really Discern… 
‘Why The Drama?’ Pattern
and Pending-Adoration,
 Pertains-Peroration
When You Perceive… 
Who Demands and Why?...  Proceed… 
… to Ply and Pry to Ascertain…
’ He Deserves This Portion-Acclaim’
  and Drumming-Heart, Soulful-Desire…
and Defer-Strength to Dry-Pyre
 and Humble-Pie, Donated-Data –
 in Your Plea-Bargain-Brain- Por-Nada
Disperse the...

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Just don't come any closer, I'm angry with you
You hesitated when answering, If I sparkle in blue

You never bother to tell me that I looked good today
You're my boyfriend, OMG- Why do you treat me this way!?

.........HeeHee! You kissed me.... It's okay, I love you
You...

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Hey Mrs. Drama Queen
Take it easy on the acting scheme
Hope so soon you will visit the land of realm
To realize the beauty of life as it be

If you value life and modesty
Come visit the land of realm
That we may get in touch
Understanding one another life

On...

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and Par-Policy:  Dump Rotted Produce…
and Pitch-Pit-Grain- Pro-Ruse

It Was Due To Prior-Parent’s Vain-Disobey, 
so They Diminished, That-Dare-Day…
The Delectable…
 and Passed Up The Palatable –
 Main… Held-Accountable
Course (so  not  hard !) 
But They Failed to Avoid: 
 The Ditch, The Decline, The Devoid
They Deformed;...

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