Drama Queen: Her Typical Day

Just don't come any closer, I'm angry with you
You hesitated when answering, If I sparkle in blue

You never bother to tell me that I looked good today
You're my boyfriend, OMG- Why do you treat me this way!?

.........HeeHee! You kissed me.... It's okay, I love you
You know I'd never be angry with the things that you do

Which reminds me- OH GOODNESS- Prom is in May!
It's December, and soon it'll be Valentines Day!

I need to go shopping, take me to the mall? ... 
... AGGGH! ... Oh, thanks, my sweetie, for saving my fall

But what, you have practice? That's more important than me?
I'm your girlfriend, nobody else is so freakin' pretty!!!

Still, I know your coach will be okay-
He needs to understand I need a dress for Valentines Day.

I KNOW IT"S DECEMBER! Why don't you understand?
If you don't take me to the mall- I won't hold your hand

There, there- that's better. And yes, I love you
Agh! Look at these dresses, Okay- the red or the blue?

You hesitated again, do you not like the style?
Answer me, boy, or we won't drive one more mile!

.....You're doing WHAAAAAT? You can't break up with ME!
I'm your girlfriend, nobody else is so freakin' pretty!!!

Take me home. I don't want to see you again
I hated you anyways, you're like all the other men.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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The Wrong Way Avatar
December 8, 2011 at 4:34 PM
funny it reminds me of someone but i don't know who? ~MADmissy
Brown Avatar
November 30, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Congratulations on your win in Susan's "Overreactions and Drama Queens" contest J. Love, Carol
Freeman Avatar
November 29, 2011 at 10:43 AM
A smiling delight your worthy poem for a win. J Dover. Agape, Moses
Kearley Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Hey now! Not all men are the same!...Ha ha.Some do have a heart that holds pain and sorrow. :-( But anyway Very nice...You had me smiling till the end...
A   Avatar
November 21, 2011 at 1:17 AM
wow,,, good luck in the contest..... Enjoyed stopping by your poem tonight..have a good one,..LINDA
D. Avatar
November 20, 2011 at 2:47 PM
go read jeffry cohan he is an awesome poet
Ekpemandu Avatar
November 20, 2011 at 2:35 PM
a very typical drama queen mama
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