Confessions of a Double Barreled Drama Queen

(just kidding, maybe should be titled:  H to O)


career plan

He wants to be a pool boy
sitting round the pond
with a leather-tan employer
wearing nothing but her blonde.


when too little is not enough

He wanted to be a pool boy
so he wore a string.
She fired him ‘cause it covered
just one tiny thing.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Murray Avatar
January 17, 2017 at 5:53 PM
As I said....hurry home...the imp inside me gets impatient for laughter.
Flats Avatar
March 24, 2017 at 10:03 AM
Otay...tis IMPortant that I get Over to your house soon!
Hoffman Avatar
January 11, 2017 at 8:26 AM
Maybe he could've been just been a herlihy boy? :)
Flats Avatar
January 14, 2017 at 8:34 AM
hadda google herlihy boy — learned something new!
Andresen Avatar
January 4, 2017 at 2:44 PM
:)))) .... a good one !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Flats Avatar
January 5, 2017 at 10:36 AM
huggerootchskies back atcha in bunches!
P  Avatar
January 4, 2017 at 8:25 AM
Holy imagery! :) I sure have missed you making me laugh out loud!
Flats Avatar
January 5, 2017 at 10:35 AM
happy to be of service;-)
Y. Avatar
January 4, 2017 at 7:53 AM
LoI! This is too funny! Poor pool boy:-) Alexis
Flats Avatar
January 5, 2017 at 10:35 AM
:-) Hi kid! Hope you're feeling better today ~ j
Rodrigues Avatar
January 3, 2017 at 8:41 AM
LOL!! Love this! All of it!
Flats Avatar
January 5, 2017 at 10:33 AM
Thanks for stopping by Kim!
Turner Avatar
January 2, 2017 at 7:55 PM
That's really splitting hairs:)
Flats Avatar
January 2, 2017 at 10:09 PM
GOTD! for reply!!! I b chucklin'
Smith Avatar
January 2, 2017 at 7:35 PM
GOTD....hilarious
Flats Avatar
January 2, 2017 at 10:09 PM
;-)
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