Best Down The Hatch Poems

You wake up in the morning to look in the mirror,
To say "This is me".
To Compare yourself to what you think you should be.
"I'm fat.",
"I'm...

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On the wing in the dawning light,
Spring's new growth comes into sight.
Flowers, berries, nuts and seeds,
a smorgasbord to meet my needs.
I am a robin in...

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I have a little something that I want you to see.
It’s a sample of great-grandpa’s secret recipe.
Blend of ingredients in the right combination;
hidden formula passed...

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British people asked for 30 minutes to eat their breakfast before being evacuated from Terrorist Threat.

When in Britain I like to sit down
To a full...

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He traveled alone, rode town to town,
A campfire here, a cowhand there,
Billy the kid kept roving around,
Always headed somewhere,

One certain day he rode into town,
His...

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I'm going to free that pickle from the jar
Free for a minute but it won't get very far
In my mouth as the juices flow
Down the...

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GOOD LUCK MEAL

Hog jowl fried so crispy brown
Black eyed peas abound
Collard greens from the truck patch
Sweet tea down the hatch
Candied yams as well
My, do tell
YUM!!


	Curtis...

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I am me!

I am beautiful greediest me!

I'm quite simply gigantic, enormous, colossal- bigantic!

I'm huge I'm not small I could fill Albert hall -

What a beautiful...

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Bring out your white, bring out your red,
Bring out the grapevine's daughter,
Enough to fill a waterbed,
We'll drink it down like water,

Pour it cold, pour it...

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G- gingerbread man run as fast as you can
I-  if I ever see you again I'll cook you in my pan
N- next I will...

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8:12      The machine carries me 
             Where I...

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Who Needs It

For two years Wee Willie has forgot to rise

So I thought to give my sweet wife a surprise

Down the hatch that little blue...

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He left this morning after tea and time with me.
before the early morning dawn and between sleepy yawns.

He has done this all his life and...

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This is a poem I wrote for the Crazy Christmas Carol member contest.
It is in reference to Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. Hope you have...

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  Sweet sweets,  the marrow and feets.  This lusting for organs, sinew, and meats.  Lovely is this vibration of death echoing...

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Pizza Dream

Dreamt I was eating mouse soup
rodents lined up in a troop
fell in the broth
then they got tothed
down the hatch and turned to poop

...

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from me / 
""" Your Enslavement """


""How dare you."" 
""Now wipe that look of contentment off of your face."" 
""Why aren't you wearing the clown...

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COCKTAILS FOR ONE
 
Opening the kitchen cabinet for a morning cocktail, line em up in a row
one two three four five on the counter as...

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Another day walking in fear
Another day of hiding inside 
Why me?
Cowering down all the time 
No where to turn; he’s always there
They can’t help me...

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Singing Sounded Awful

When singling he howled like a hound
And had emitted such an awful sound 
Like metal being scraped with a trowel
Sometimes sounded like a horned...

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A corner lamp post is home
a fiery steel drum keeps 'em warm
eyes that never say goodnight
cigarettes that hold 'em tight

up the nose in the arm...

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Overheard at a Jewish wedding:

She's quite a catch
  Mazel tov! L'cha'im!
    Bottoms up!
      Down the hatch!

Hey,...

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our cat's a hunter
insects spiders bugs or mice
her diet is health

whenever she can
catch whatever of those sh-ts
then its down the hatch

she likes store food fine
but...

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A menu, Annetta, I’m hungry as a bear.
But first, something lighter, tell me, what have you there?
Chips, by the bowlful with salsa as starter fare.
Do...

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Saturday morning...5 cups down the hatch
I'm feeling a little better...more pills what a batch
Moaning and groaning...as I head out to the shop
Got to get that...

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