The Eating Habits of Vanilla Gussett

I am me! I am beautiful greediest me! I'm quite simply gigantic, enormous, colossal- bigantic! I'm huge I'm not small I could fill Albert hall - What a beautiful thing to be me. I can eat a cake shop in one sitting Forty boxes of chocs without quitting, If I had half a mind to- I could well be inclined to -Start over again, food permitting. They say I've no stomach to diet. 'Lazy lummock!' they scream. 'You must try it!' I just laugh from my belly Till it wobbles like jelly, 'Come on then,' I say, 'come and fry it!' It is said I'm too lazy to chew. It's an art, It's not easy to do. I just open my gob And with a flick and a lob- Down the hatch, tallyho, toodaloo!