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The Eating Habits Of Vanilla Gussett

I am me! I am beautiful greediest me! I'm quite simply gigantic, enormous, colossal- bigantic! I'm huge I'm not small I could fill Albert hall - What a beautiful thing to be me. I can eat a cake shop in one sitting Forty boxes of chocs without quitting, If I had half a mind to- I could well be inclined to -Start over again, food permitting. They say I've no stomach to diet. 'Lazy lummock!' they scream. 'You must try it!' I just laugh from my belly Till it wobbles like jelly, 'Come on then,' I say, 'come and fry it!' It is said I'm too lazy to chew. It's an art, It's not easy to do. I just open my gob And with a flick and a lob- Down the hatch, tallyho, toodaloo!

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Date: 12/1/2014 2:16:00 PM
This made me giggle thank you Wayne I sure needed it today! Hugs Jan xxx
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Date: 12/5/2014 9:03:00 AM
Thank you for your feedback Jan. I always look forward to your wonderful comments. Glad I can make you smile at least. x x x