Terrorist Breakfast
British people asked for 30 minutes to eat their breakfast before being evacuated from Terrorist Threat.
When in Britain I like to sit down
To a full English breakfast when I go into town
With sausages bacon eggs and beans
And a cup of tea down the hatch what a lovely scene
But this morning whilst at my repast
A police officer wanted evacuation ‘til the danger had past
For a terrorist with a suicidal vest was outside
Wanting to kill in his mayhem for his 15 minute ride
You see my breakfast had just been served
And to not eat it when hot - what a nerve
So I asked for 30 minutes to finish the meal
You see terrorism and tucker don’t mix in the breakfast deal.
© Paul Warren Poetry
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