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Denny's New Grand Slam

Green eggs and ham I am
Denny's new Grand Slam
Egg whites wriggling like a clam
Yellow yokes oozing over the dam
Ham clods denser than Spam
Coated with a varnish of Pam
Gratuitous cholesterol by the gram
Down unthrottled hatch cram
If green terds your jaded colon jam
And amber waves of gout bloat each gam
To Dr Seus's gluteal factory scram
His stool abusing suppositories are a scam
But his rendering vises are no sham
So with leased enema your red ass ram
Till the ivy clumps ooze through your tram

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 10/10/2012 8:10:00 AM
Absolutely hilarious my friend! You did Dr. Suess proud! Wrote one similar to this not too long ago but yours is a whole lot funnier! Kudos... jack
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