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Denny's New Grand Slam

Green eggs and ham I am Denny's new Grand Slam Egg whites wriggling like a clam Yellow yokes oozing over the dam Ham clods denser than Spam Coated with a varnish of Pam Gratuitous cholesterol by the gram Down unthrottled hatch cram If green terds your jaded colon jam And amber waves of gout bloat each gam To Dr Seus's gluteal factory scram His stool abusing suppositories are a scam But his rendering vises are no sham So with leased enema your red ass ram Till the ivy clumps ooze through your tram

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Date: 10/10/2012 8:10:00 AM
Absolutely hilarious my friend! You did Dr. Suess proud! Wrote one similar to this not too long ago but yours is a whole lot funnier! Kudos... jack
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