Secret Recipe

I have a little something that I want you to see. It’s a sample of great-grandpa’s secret recipe. Blend of ingredients in the right combination; hidden formula passed down to my generation. Great-grandpa was a man having great longevity. He lived to the ripe old age of one hundred and three. This stuff was a contributor without any doubt. When he was cremated, the fire wouldn’t go out! Grandpa took over after great-grandpa passed away. That’s why the legacy continues up to today. The neighbors didn’t show the slightest inhibition. Because grandpa made big bucks during Prohibition! Another generation passed, and my pa would say: “My son, it’s time to make some more of that stuff today. But please boy, bring out the still without making a sound. Somebody told me there’s some G-boys coming around!” So my friend, I want to make a toast to you right here. May you be filled with happiness without pain or fear. So down the hatch with this stuff that I want you to try. L’chaim, happy landing, here’s some mud in your eye!