Best Dill Pickle Poems

There once was a man who loved garlic dill
Holding them in his hand gave him a thrill
Doorknobs are fermented
With garlic tormented
His wallet and all of...

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I can still smell the scent of pickling spice drifting through the house-

a pickle is just a cucumber, whether it is a cuke, spear, or...

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Whilst walking down the street one day,
I saw upon the drain,
A little green dill pickle,
That was beaten by the rain.

I picked it up and took...

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If your feeling a slight bit fickle,

consider then, eating a pickle,

they glide down your throat,

a shiny green coat,

ending up a dill pickle tickle.....

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spawned in the summer of 1853
these sliced succulent deep fried wonders 
resulted from the demands of a complaining customer
whose bullshit led our man, a one,...

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If I had a shiny new nickel
I'd buy me another dill pickle
My wife thinks she knocked me up
Made me go pee in a cup
But pickle...

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No, Freddie can’t say he mourned when his father died and his father’s third wife found Freddie's number and gave him a call to give...

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Wrote this because my wife and I both love dill pickles and eat one before bedtime most 
every night.

Haiku:

Cucumber on vine,
Pack them, process them, spice...

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We push to imitate nature's
flavors, both sour and sweet;
compare the taste of lemons
to that of a lush, ripe peach,
or the nectar of pure honey
to the...

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Puggily Smidgeburner always had trouble with his name
Bless her, his dear mother was totally to blame
She thought it would someday bring him great fame

Then one...

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I bought a pickle ornament for Spence.

The boy just loves his pickles, makes no sense.

So with this glass dill pickle

His spirits I will tickle.

Hope this...

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I want a freshly baked kaiser roll 
Sliced in two with nice lean roast beef
Laid between so I can call it sandwich
Swiss cheese, tomato, Vidalia...

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I love the smell
Of a dill pickle
It reminds me of
Living in the country
On a scorching hot day
With me sitting in
My rocking chair 
Taking a big...

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