Best Dats Poems

I feel privileged.

I have been chosen by the Government 
as part of a group testing something called 
Edible Clinical Marijuana.

Honestly I half expected it to look like a Burrito 
because the name sounds sort of Mexican. 

It actually looks more like a brownie. 
I’m am...

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Thirsty

I could tell right away he was up ta sum thin.
I could see it in doze beady eyes!
His wordz were smooth in a snake like sorta way,
my pappy says heze city smooth.
He don't look like nobody round here,
he wears dat fancy tree pieze suit
wit dat...

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I went a searchen for da green eyed monster
Yet da big fella was nowhere in site
They'd said he was really quite fearsum
He'd often appear on a saderday night

I went out wit my little woman
That sweet gal o mine lookin so fine
If ya asked me to...

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Sometimes I feel like i wanna die
I'm gettin tired of living and dats no lie
So go get a casket, some flowers, and a shovel
So I can go to hell and come face to face with the devil
I'm going to tell him he's a coward to...

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Run run run frm ya demons run run run its duck season 
Run run run frm da wizard run run run frm da blizzard 
Da lizard king skin ripper
Run frm ya visions 
Run run run frm division 
Redrum reflection in da bedroom mirror
Spectrum of light...

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I admit these times around i feel highly abated.

I walk around school tired because i lose sleep and i hate it.

I roll onto my back every night losing hours n hours of sleep.

I promise my body i'll rest it, but dats a promise i dnt...

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Don’ wanna bee roun ewe noh moh.
Don’ wanna see da trajuhdee dats heded,
At yah doh.
Ewe wuz vary ahful tah mi,
God’s chile. Eye didden doyah nuttin.
’
Yah ‘sposed,  tah bee ah liter rite?
Butt ya playin’ roun  wit da won,
Whooz comin’ bak leyek ah,
Theef en dah...

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Poet: Ken Jordan
Poem: Street Language 
Edited by: Sparkle Jordan
written: March/2014


Yo 
What-up?
Mah

Um
Ain't Hip

Real Talk

Got Dat Papah
Shorty

Rich *****!
Benjamin's 

Bro
You tripp'n

Fo Real

Jus Fun'n
Wit Choo
Mommy

Floss'n
Fo Show
Check It

Dats Dope

Ice
(Bling)
Yeah

Straight Up
Sweet

Hit Me Up
My Digits
Cool

Hollah Back
Don't Trip
Shout Out!

Word!

Homie
Keep It Real
100

My Boo
Say What
Gon Bounce

Real Talk
Deuce's...

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Drew Brees threw with ease
For Who-Dats to please
But never encroach
Upon the head coach
In spite of their pleas...

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That kinda morning
Just outta bed and yawning
Had a cold night that got me snoring 
It really seemed interesting
Got down on my kneels and 
yea dats me praying

Walking out to the field for my morning jogging
Caught this dishy dude, somewhere behind me staring
Came up to me,...

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Im Building my own teepee made from straw Logz 
I try n keep up with my cats but how can I when I cant even trust my own dogz 
I know I have a hard tyme trying to get a simple regular low paying job...

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I wrote in honor of my friend and 
lovely lady Mystic Rose
"Thanks for the inspiration"

STEAMED CLEANED   by JTCurtis


Mike, Finn and McGee
Thought a day in the sauna would be
like heavenly bliss
To hear that steam hiss
And detoxing oneself, it's the key

Soon,  there sat all...

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Me un Finn came  'round

In what did we found

The Pub, wid a very large lock

Aye keep the key where no one cann see

Said our find mate, Erik McJock

So, let us awl in, out spurted  Finn

Cus drinkin' is what were intendin' 

Then  McJock...

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Yo check it…
Dis classy lady she been cruizin’ da lanes
Just chillin on da road tryin ta ease her pains
Yeah mmm… mmm… mmm
Yeah
Tryin ta ease her pains
When befoe da eyes such a sight came to be
Da most beauteous car in his-to-ry
Yeah dats it
In history
It sent her...

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da big puppee wun away twees                                       ...

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