Maurice Yvonne Poet Narrative

The Stoned Pen - Humor

I feel privileged.

I have been chosen by the Government 
as part of a group testing something called 
Edible Clinical Marijuana.

Honestly I half expected it to look like a Burrito 
because the name sounds sort of Mexican. 

It actually looks more like a brownie. 
I’m am about to take a bite so hold on.

Yum,

tasty!

So here is the point 
I am suppose to consume
one half of a brownie
then fill out this sheet 
giving them my feedback. 

Hold on 
I am going to have a few more bites. 

Okay, 
no wait,
milk would go great
with these babies.

I’ll be back.

(after a long while)

OK, sew sorry I was gonna while

I was staring inside my fridge\

for a while'

tying to remember 
I think I wanted a glass of ink%

aktiually I’m dinking from the bodle@ 

I am eating my forth brownie 
as I was instructured to do; 

Did they say four or? ate 
cause these. are tasty

And/

aaaahhhhhhh,,

tasty^ 

tayysstee^ 

hahahahahahahahaha""

a program on my compuwhatyoucallit
keeps underlyning my words 
with read squiggles=

hahahahahahahahaha

but it diidn’t underline squiggle#

hahahahahahahahaha

wel dats stoopid 
squiggle isa perfect lee 
good underlying word* 

stoopid Bill Gated^

hahahahahahaha?haha

sorry I ment Will Gated~

so watt was I saying ]

oh yeah+ 

fill the sheet)

hahahahahahahahaha

I don wanna sheet,

 tha is gaross[

heeres a pen

quesshun= Sex 

easy!

ansir; yes- please)

hahahahahahahahaha 

?why m i bein so polite

hahahahahahahahaha 

queshun! 

oh wow Blues Brothers on my TV

what was I spose? to do 

oh yeah watch tv 

why am i so angry hahahahahah++

hahahahahahahahaha

i mean hungary 

haahahahahah

h u n g r y

dere hungry>

hey look

brownies?

those look good 

hahahahahahahahaha

i con't tipe with mai mouth 
full dats rood/rood

i'll get bak too dis later..

sew as they say

hahahahahahahahaha

two bee contitnude<

hay lookk browniies



Mo Rice Why Vone
144~13~20/20
Sponsor: Carol Eastman 
Contest: Humor

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Skat A February 1, 2015 at 2:52 PM ANOTHER AWESOME WIN...SKAT

Dr. Upma A. Sharma January 29, 2015 at 10:24 PM Real amazing work! Cant resist laughter,, congrats on big win!

Shadow Hamilton January 29, 2015 at 6:33 PM hilarious best poem by a country mile Maurice congrats on win hugs

Jan Allison January 29, 2015 at 1:50 PM Mo rice this was awesome - i make wonderful brownies but with almonds lol yours sound errr interesting lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Eve Roper January 29, 2015 at 1:25 PM Congratulations on your very humorous win, a 7, Maurice. You have watch those brownies. Hugs eve

Gwendolen Song November 4, 2014 at 5:08 PM This form is called Drunken Pen and I wrote for a contest with a similar structure a few years ago...I think an anesthesiologist could relate to the euphoria that you write of. You sure stretched your pen here. Versatility makes the best poets!

Andrea Dietrich November 4, 2014 at 3:59 PM oh funny guy. Did you ever see the drunken poet contest over a year ago hosted by Scribe? This is exactly what he had us all doing.We had to imagine ourselves writing while getting drunk!!So this ended up just like that contest. Clever boy. You thought up something not even knowing it had been done before!!

Charmaine Chircop November 4, 2014 at 12:24 PM Hahahahaha:) Oh OqOq Oh!Hilarious!!!

Nette Onclaud November 4, 2014 at 10:03 AM Maurice, you delight.. what a fascinating story; you must have been a cannabis plant before.. huggs

Dr. Upma A. Sharma November 4, 2014 at 8:19 AM That's pure wit n brilliance Maurice! Love the mouthwatering content n the unique expression as well!

Anne-Lise Andresen November 4, 2014 at 5:53 AM - A unique work .... with good imagination :))) - Well done my friend,Maurice ! - Have a great day - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison November 4, 2014 at 2:44 AM Now I know why my son loves my homemade brownies so much lol - hilarious write Maurice:-) Hugs Jan xx

Liam Mcdaid November 4, 2014 at 2:25 AM outstanding piece of writing maurice smiling

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser November 4, 2014 at 1:46 AM :D! hilarious witty write.. :D!

Sheri Fresonke Harper November 3, 2014 at 10:07 PM Hahaha, Maurice, you are too funny, I am glad you have taken the cure.

Dan Helppi November 3, 2014 at 9:27 PM Oh Maurice, you did a funny! Thanks man, I needed this!

Toquyen Harrell November 3, 2014 at 7:51 PM Lol, too funny. You're in and out like a hallucinated dream. Ahh, we need to stay away from you :)

Casarah Nance November 3, 2014 at 7:32 PM OMG this is friggin' awesome. pass a few my way, I'd love to be a guinea pig for this one! I mean, I wouldn't have the slightest idea what kind of effects pot brownies have....ummmmm.... cheers. you are so funny! hugsxxx

Tim Smith November 3, 2014 at 6:37 PM bahahahahahahaha....fabulous my friend....a7 and fav Maurice Yvonne November 3, 2014 at 7:04 PM Now you tell me. I got kicked out of that programn and placed in an addictive personality programn. That one I am acing. Tim Smith November 3, 2014 at 6:39 PM Btw...you're supposed to take a bite and pass it on.