Best Dating Poems
One. Latino boys like Buffalo Wild Wings. It isn't clear why, but it's definitely emerging as a pattern.
Two. Latino boys are persistent. When he asks to kiss you for the first time, say no. Why? Because you've known him for a matter of weeks and he is not your boyfriend yet. Don't worry... he will continue to ask every week until you say yes.
Three. Latino boys are really good kissers.
Four. Latino boys love their family. His cousins are best friends, so you probably already know several of them. If any of his cousins also like you, you might think this is problematic. Your boyfriend will tell you that it's normal, and it's just because they're jealous, and not to worry about it. You will probably worry about it anyway. Sometimes it's better to let things go.
Five. Latino boys are romantic. He will tell you how he loves you in two languages and struggle to find an apt metaphor which he can pronounce in the English language. Since his English isn't perfect, he uses his hands to compensate when he speaks, uses a tilt of his head, a shift in his voice; he says most with his eyes, when he isn't speaking at all.
Six. Notice how he lights up when he smiles at you, like the sunrise... remember that the word for smile in Spanish is sonrisa.
Seven. When he offers to teach you the meringue, say yes. When you trip over each other's feet, laugh. When his face moves close to yours... kiss him.
Eight. When your racist father starts talking about socioeconomic classes, remind him that unlike your brother's American friends, your friends are sober. (Well, more sober. Do not bring up tequila. They're not potheads, at least.) Besides, your Spanish teacher is thrilled with your miraculous improvement in spoken Spanish.
Nine. When you go bowling with him and his cousins and he whispers in your ear that people are staring at us, tell him it's just because they're jealous that I have a boyfriend that will dance with me in public.
Ten. "Te amo" is a phrase that sounds prettiest when whispered.
"Beauty & The Beast"....
Our different up bringing, the social status says hell no,
the body chemistry, the man in me says yes yo,
it's fo'sho, I've caught her vapors and me she's feelin',
the negative whispers, plus about her parent situation, they be illin',
opposites do attract, on those facts we should be chillin ',
so tell your parents to off, ya'ridin' wit da villain,
she said, "fo'realin", if you want me, the gangsterism has to cease,
she's a square trying call shots, storytellin' beauty & the beast,
with the pen I release, flowin the truth from a troubled youth,
beauty was the only thing good and pure, could I pull off the coup,
not being in the preppy loop, keepin' it thuggy, rough & rugged,
on the down low the thugness makes her hot, danger she dug it,
we get hugged up, it's so ed up that we gotta hide and sneak,
It's a sexy sensual manifestation, when your making love on the creep,
thinkin' of her on money moves, makes my concentration weak,
I always hit my peak with her, storytelling beauty & the beast....
RaymontG
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Blind date -
He’s late
She’s HUGE
Wears rouge
Red lips
Huge hips
Looks weird
Got beard!
He heaves
Then leaves!
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21st October 2016
I met her at a place I dine
along a lonesome road
I tried to think of a pick-up line
I went into clever mode.
But they've taken all the pick-up lines
I didn't want to offend a date
Should I buy her, her choice of wines?
I spent ten minutes in that debate.
Then I asked her if her name was Google, because she was what I was searching for
She said, "I heard that one, it makes me snore."
I said, "how was heaven when you left it?" she said "they've tried that one too:
Why don't you get lost and leave me to my brew."
I could not give up, her beauty gave me a thrill
I tried a different tack, showed a thousand-dollar bill
I said, "how can I plan our wedding if I don't even have your number?"
Her eyes flashed; she picked up a piece of lumber.
the bartender saw me plead
He came forward to intercede
She said "he's hitting on me, but lumber can hit too:
And as for this bar, I could sue."
So I left her in the bar
I felt so sad and old
With the wrong line you can't get far
I guess I had to fold
So I married Mary Lou instead
Though she watches reruns of "Daffy Duck."
Better to take what you can get
it's not always smart to push your luck.
Tell me more, I’m new to this town,
When is the next event on,
An event where I can join right on in,
And carnally do what I want?
What do you mean two people replied,
Oh, I didn’t expect that,
I didn’t expect a dancing duet,
I didn’t expect to be matched,
With a married couple both wanting the same,
Wanting to obey what I say,
Wanting and willing to be my enslaved,
While I am the one who will play,
I’m glad that we met, my internet finder,
Providing a secretive list,
A list of folks who like to meet up,
For a secretive bondage site tryst.
When fear and greed start dating,
We know we are in trouble,
As we seek to double most things we don't need,
And triple the time we take to feed,
When we no longer fear being greedy,
And happily, ignore others more needy.
we learned to live on breadcrumbing
to orbit without return
haunting for love
a kittenfisher smiled
through borrowed summers
a catfisher built an entire moon
we endured benching
cushioning
roster dating—
hearts lined as spare chairs
after the guests had gone
I practiced love bombing
you future faking
the skilled preferred negging
one small faultline opening under load
and a place to live inside it
we drifted through situationships
through talking stages
through the annual migration
of ghosting, zombieing and hoovering
a hard launch
a soft launch
then pocketing
banksying taught us
how to leave without leaving
ghostlighting taught us
how to return without arriving
meanwhile the wildflowerers
flowered
the slow daters
kept their own time
every exclusive
promise
stalled at a DTR
frozen at the lip
of the relationship escalator
watching the steel teeth
flatten and disappear
red flags
snapped in the wind
green flags
semaphored
beige flags overgrown
in the yard
one night the throngers
argued hot takes beneath the stars
I felt the ick
you went delulu
someone else shrekking at last
laughed with their whole strange face
and for a moment
nobody was performing
just two people
standing outside the slang
while every
label we had worn
blew past—
confetti and bleached receipts
a failure to launch
breaking open in beach grass
He completely changed my preference
the day he made me laugh
my eyes got less narrow
and my heart expanded
I didn't think I could fall
for a white guy but god dammit
he makes my knees tremble
and my heart do jumps
like donkey Kong in Nintendo
I wonder if he knows
He is so intellectually stimulating
he makes love to my brain
so much so that I almost can't take it
He makes me wonder how two beings
could have so much in common but not be
of the same race
I didn't need the answer to that
question because all I could imagine was his face
and the feelings that image provoked had
nothing to do with the complexion of our skins
truthfully I wanted what was within
I realized than that color had
nothing to do with the way he could make me
smile or make my heart jump in and out of place.
It was just me and him
A woman and a man
the feelings I have for him
are much more complicated
than any crayola box of colors
could comprehend.
All I know is that since the light
flashed green I haven't been the same
and I think it's time I told him
exactly what kind of impact he has
had on me.
To feel so strongly about someone
and never let them know is like
building new walls in place of
the old doors he just helped me break
down because all I want is him
I wonder does he know
If you like adventure you will like Match.com,
But many of them you won’t want to take home to meet your Mom.
Each guy you see is a brand new slate.
It's like an interview, looking for a potential soulmate.
Some dates have a good sense of humor and seem great,
Then some on the first date have been real cheapskates!
I’ve had some dates that I could not wait to leave,
As they whined about their ex, wearing their heart on their sleeve.
One professor met me on the first date with roses, and was so sweet.
But I discovered he had a love for his drink, and I couldn’t compete.
There have been school administrators, men in business, and sales,
Some that seem very easy-going, and some as tough as nails.
One of the most interesting by far was a farmer…
Living a country life with his animals, he was a real charmer.
There are many shysters on match too, pretending to be single,
But married… and just looking to intermingle.
There are those that are looking for money that are crooks,
That will wine you and dine you with their good looks.
To protect yourself, get a background report before you date,
Then you don’t have to wonder if you will meet an inauspicious fate.
Dating Part 1
I waited too long for this day,
This appointment day to come,
For me and that enchanting lady to meet for the second time,
We set it on twelve o’clock, Corner Restaurant,
I was the first to arrive, waiting for her,
Special paid table of two with all things on it,
Waiting for a hot girl, scrolling my phone,
With full faith that she will come rainy or shine,
Like we spoke earlier in the morning over the phone,
Ten minutes past twelve, i pressed my cell-phone,
Her number was on voicemail,
One minutes later i reached her on the phone,
“ Hi baby, i am on the way. Five minutes please...”
Ten minutes later she is not yet arrived,
Fifteen minutes later my phone rung,
It was her to tell me that she is sorry she can’t make it,
And she asked for another date..
Damn i was disappointed and discouraged,
I put my head on the full paid table with eyes getting wet,
I heard messaging on my shoulders,
I raised up my head and try to look who is messaging,
This beautiful lady i don’t know,
“My partner did not show up on date, i am burdened. Aren’t you?”
She said and continued to give me a message on my shoulders,
I felt my body quickly rebuilding back it strength”
“Can we share a table, lover-boy?”
I did not say much as she was on the way to the chair,
She sat and looked on my eyes , and i looked on heirs and smile softly.
.....................................Curtain.............................................
I find it hard to get on the internet, FB, and the soup
Everytime I get at the computer
My puppy crawls into my lap
She's trying to find a date....
She has hooked up with a dingo in Australia but
I hated to tell her that it was a hungry crocodile incognito!!
By George P. Lumayag
https://georgelumayag.weebly.com/
“Come walk with me
To a journey at the sea”.
Where gentle wind blows a flower
Caring the smiling petals of May.
Where waves strike against the sand
Polishing the black pebbles to shine;
Such swaying pebbles carpet the shells
And hide treasures in the sand.
The summer breeze, like a soft caress
Of happy petals laying without delay,
Like the mangrove tree whispers softly
To the quiet flower of May.
A journey at the sea of summer day
The gentle breeze aspires lofty dreams...
And makes her petals to sway…
Then, say, “My love for you is a journey.”
Was it me? Did I say something wrong?
Am I some boring automaton?
The chats were fun and even light,
Don’t think I gave some hurtful slight.
Perhaps I wasn’t quite wonderful,
had good looks, or financial pull.
Don’t think I ever came off too shy,
but then again I would never fly.
Wasn’t snarky and surely not mean,
yet never successful in online scene.
Maybe what angered each little honey,
was that I'd not send lots of money.
Mexico’s out and Malaysia too,
and steered clear of European zoo.
So guess there’ll be no Russian teens,
shall I now try the Philippines?
[Was thinking of calling it LAMENT OF THE OLD PERV. And I chuckled while writing it.]
On line date
Is no way to find your soulmate
It will leave you anticipating
Met with a wolf in waiting
From all the concentrating
That leads to more debating
Because they all want to lie
Hoping you will just let it pass on by
No matter how hard you try
Online dating is just one big pie
Full of men and women who won't
Look you in the eye
Constantly asking yourself why
Getting close enough to make you cry
As more time seems to pass you by
Can't find the one who makes your heart fly
Hearing so many of them lie
I fear that love does not grow here
Makes me just want to disappear
When so many want to make a career
Out of Making us fear
The love we want to feel so near
To deceive your good trust
While making you believe they are in lust
It's all one big bust
They claim that they are in love
In reality, they are no turtle dove
More like today's scammer
Waiting to clobber you with a big hammer
We need to put them all in the slammer
For being a wolf in waiting
Decimating loves gifts
To those who are willing to bare it all
Making sure not to fall
We all hope to find waiting at loves gate
Ready to negotiate
What keeps us up so late
The love we all appreciate
The one that makes us feel so great
That scammers just decimate
The more I concentrate
Im sure that others have found
Their soul mate
No way I want to complicate
The love I appreciate
I think I will just wait
To meet loves fate
Face to face