Best Dating Poems

One. Latino boys like Buffalo Wild Wings. It isn't clear why, but it's definitely emerging as a pattern.

Two. Latino boys are persistent. When he asks to kiss you for the first time, say no. Why? Because you've known him for a matter of weeks and...

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All Being Considered, Dating Every Friendly Girl Has It's Joy. Kisses, Long Massages, 
Necking, Only Poetic, Quick Responsive, Stable, Talkative, Unusually Vivacious Women 
Who're Xenial, Youthful, Zealous!

Need apply


*For ABC contest...

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BLIND DATE

Blind date -
He’s late

She’s HUGE
Wears rouge

Red lips
Huge hips

Looks weird
Got beard!

He heaves
Then leaves!

LATER ON TODAY I WILL BE PUTTING UP A NEW CONTEST CALLED FIVE FABULOUS FUN FOOTLES. I HOPE YOU WILL BE INSPIRED TO GIVE THIS FUN FORM A TRY

21st October 2016...

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Tell me more, I’m new to this town, 
When is the next event on,
An event where I can join right on in, 
And carnally do what I want?

What do you mean two people replied, 
Oh, I didn’t expect that,
I didn’t expect a dancing duet, 
I...

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When fear and greed start dating,
We know we are in trouble,
As we seek to double most things we don't need,
And triple the time we take to feed,
When we no longer fear being greedy,
And happily, ignore others more needy....

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He completely changed my preference 
the day he made me laugh
my eyes got less narrow 
and my heart expanded 
I didn't think I could fall 
for a white guy but god dammit
he makes my knees tremble
and my heart do jumps
like donkey Kong in Nintendo
I wonder...

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If you like adventure you will like Match.com,
But many of them you won’t want to take home to meet your Mom.
Each guy you see is a brand new slate.
It's like an interview, looking for a potential soulmate.

Some dates have a good sense of humor and...

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Dating Part 1

I waited too long for this day,
This appointment day to come,
For me and that enchanting lady to meet for the second time,
We set it on twelve o’clock, Corner Restaurant,
I was the first to arrive, waiting for her,
Special paid table of two with all...

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I find it hard to get on the internet, FB, and  the soup

Everytime I get at the computer

My puppy crawls into my lap

She's trying to find a date....

She has hooked up with a dingo in Australia but

I hated to tell her that it was...

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Was it me? Did I say something wrong?
Am I some boring automaton?
The chats were fun and even light,
Don’t think I gave some hurtful slight.
Perhaps I wasn’t quite wonderful,
had good looks, or financial pull.
Don’t think I ever came off too shy,
but then again I would never...

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A seventy year old couple on a romantic date,
Were at a bistro eating seafood crepe,
Feeling so good, a kiss they sought,
Locking mouths their false teeth got caught,
And both sets fell onto the plate....

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We met at speed dating and you really caught my eye 
I thought I’d hit the jackpot, you were such a handsome guy 
We spent some minutes chatting and you asked me for a date 
Agreed to meet at Gino’s at a quarter after eight...

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"I loooove Taylor Swift. I'm a devoted Swiftie." 
"GAAA! Why didn't you tell me that on the first date?" 
"Excuse me?"
"Look, I'm a classic rock guy, you know, Bad Company, Queen, Zep." 
"ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU DON'T LIKE TAY TAY?" 
"Hey c'mon babe,...

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"Beauty & The Beast"....
Our different up bringing, the social status says hell no,
    the body chemistry, the man in me says yes yo,
it's fo'sho, I've caught her vapors and me she's feelin',
    the negative whispers, plus about her parent...

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By George P. Lumayag
https://georgelumayag.weebly.com/


“Come walk with me
To a journey at the sea”.

Where gentle wind blows a flower
Caring the smiling petals of May.

Where waves strike against the sand
Polishing the black pebbles to shine;
Such swaying pebbles carpet the shells
And hide treasures in the sand. 

The summer breeze,...

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