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Internet Dating

I find it hard to get on the internet, FB, and  the soup

Everytime I get at the computer

My puppy crawls into my lap

She's trying to find a date....

She has hooked up with a dingo in Australia but

I hated to tell her that it was a hungry crocodile incognito!!

Copyright © Doris Culverhouse | Year Posted 2010

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Cona Adams Date: 1/11/2015 1:20:00 PM Too Cute! A delightful read, Doris. Thanks for sharing. Login to Reply

Yolaine Armitage Date: 11/24/2010 2:15:00 AM How animals can get attention from us! A cute poem and short! Login to Reply

Olalere David Date: 11/23/2010 1:15:00 AM perhaps sometimes imagination could turn reality. Great thougth Doris, love it. Am a Nigerian from Osun State. Olalere David. Login to Reply

Olalere David Date: 11/23/2010 1:11:00 AM perhaps sometimes imagination could turn reality. This is a great thougth Doris, love it. an a Nigerian from Osun State. Login to Reply

Anna-Marie Docherty Date: 11/23/2010 12:25:00 AM An amusing fun write Doris, well done! Kindest thoughts,Anna-Marie. Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 11/22/2010 9:33:00 AM Loved this one..Need to show it to Cody..I got a great chuckle..When Ashley is down here she tries to get between me and the computer..I did not know of the love affair..I just thought that she was jealous of me and the computer..Mom Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 11/18/2010 4:25:00 PM Super write Doris.. many crocodiles on the internet dating sites.. one needs to beware and u presented it in puppy terms..luv.. so sweet.. I have a german shepherd puppy if she is still looking luv.. he is a handsome dude too.. one year old..and bad to the bone..haha.. Login to Reply

Charles Melody Lightning Ink Date: 11/17/2010 9:06:00 AM Love without sight can be love so right... if there is trust then there will be always good results.. but the thing now is that, good results can be only gotten in the midst of the few virtues ones... which is so rare. so, YOU have to really BEWARE.. love, Lightening Ink. Login to Reply

Michael White Date: 11/17/2010 9:01:00 AM hilarious, yet a errie reminder of how we forget the dangers lurking on line Login to Reply

Charlotte Puddifoot Date: 11/17/2010 8:39:00 AM comments may be a little unfair - sometimes it's just a case of two people meeting by chance on the internet and something clicking... Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/16/2010 6:49:00 PM Oops, I called you by your mom's name!! It's your mom and you are the daughter, right? I always mix up names! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/16/2010 6:47:00 PM hahaha, really good one, Sara. You have a great sense of humor. Goodnight now. Andrea Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 11/16/2010 6:36:00 PM Oh, you're too much! This is sooo funny. Thanks for the laughs, Doris. I'll keep this in mind if I'm tempted to do any Internet dating. LOL Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Robert A. Dufresne Date: 11/16/2010 4:56:00 PM Gotta watch them cyber dates, there puppy! thaks for your comment Doris Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 11/16/2010 2:20:00 PM very nice picture you have drawn of the geeks and creeps on the internet, Doris Login to Reply

David Smalling Date: 11/16/2010 10:37:00 AM Doris, this is so enjoyable ... do it again. Login to Reply

Wilma Neels Date: 11/16/2010 10:19:00 AM Hehe that's modern technology for you Doris ;) hope your week is a good one Login to Reply

Honesty Oimbo Date: 11/16/2010 8:30:00 AM of course your thinking is positively abnormal in this subtle free verse. i say abnormal because not many can think like you....what about the puppy Login to Reply

Joy Wellington Date: 11/16/2010 4:07:00 AM Doris, a fitting description to some of the preditors hanging around the net, a funny side to it too, brought a smile to my face. Luv, Joy (Jew) Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 11/15/2010 5:01:00 PM lol,,yes lets be-careful,who is on the other side,,,lol,,I wonder if Nathan Dilts, is really a wolf pretending to be a nerd...lol... I get your poem very well,,i love it so much I'm adding it to my favorites and showing it to Nathan,,, since he is off the soup,,,enjoyed,..p.d. Login to Reply