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Internet Dating

I find it hard to get on the internet, FB, and the soup Everytime I get at the computer My puppy crawls into my lap She's trying to find a date.... She has hooked up with a dingo in Australia but I hated to tell her that it was a hungry crocodile incognito!!

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Cona Adams

Date: 1/11/2015 1:20:00 PM

Too Cute! A delightful read, Doris. Thanks for sharing.

Patricia Prescott

Date: 12/19/2010 4:18:00 PM

This is so cute, and true, there are a lot of crocks out there on the web. I love your creativity and your wit............Pat Prescott

Yolaine Armitage

Date: 11/24/2010 2:15:00 AM

How animals can get attention from us! A cute poem and short!

Olalere David

Date: 11/23/2010 1:15:00 AM

perhaps sometimes imagination could turn reality. Great thougth Doris, love it. Am a Nigerian from Osun State. Olalere David.

Olalere David

Date: 11/23/2010 1:11:00 AM

perhaps sometimes imagination could turn reality. This is a great thougth Doris, love it. an a Nigerian from Osun State.

Anna-Marie Docherty

Date: 11/23/2010 12:25:00 AM

An amusing fun write Doris, well done! Kindest thoughts,Anna-Marie.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/22/2010 9:33:00 AM

Loved this one..Need to show it to Cody..I got a great chuckle..When Ashley is down here she tries to get between me and the computer..I did not know of the love affair..I just thought that she was jealous of me and the computer..Mom

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 11/18/2010 4:25:00 PM

Super write Doris.. many crocodiles on the internet dating sites.. one needs to beware and u presented it in puppy terms..luv.. so sweet.. I have a german shepherd puppy if she is still looking luv.. he is a handsome dude too.. one year old..and bad to the bone..haha..

Charles Melody Lightning Ink

Date: 11/17/2010 9:06:00 AM

Love without sight can be love so right... if there is trust then there will be always good results.. but the thing now is that, good results can be only gotten in the midst of the few virtues ones... which is so rare. so, YOU have to really BEWARE.. love, Lightening Ink.

Michael White

Date: 11/17/2010 9:01:00 AM

hilarious, yet a errie reminder of how we forget the dangers lurking on line

Charlotte Puddifoot

Date: 11/17/2010 8:39:00 AM

comments may be a little unfair - sometimes it's just a case of two people meeting by chance on the internet and something clicking...

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/16/2010 6:49:00 PM

Oops, I called you by your mom's name!! It's your mom and you are the daughter, right? I always mix up names!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/16/2010 6:47:00 PM

hahaha, really good one, Sara. You have a great sense of humor. Goodnight now. Andrea

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/16/2010 6:36:00 PM

Oh, you're too much! This is sooo funny. Thanks for the laughs, Doris. I'll keep this in mind if I'm tempted to do any Internet dating. LOL Love, Carolyn

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 11/16/2010 4:56:00 PM

Gotta watch them cyber dates, there puppy! thaks for your comment Doris

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 11/16/2010 2:20:00 PM

very nice picture you have drawn of the geeks and creeps on the internet, Doris

David Smalling

Date: 11/16/2010 10:37:00 AM

Doris, this is so enjoyable ... do it again.

Wilma Neels

Date: 11/16/2010 10:19:00 AM

Hehe that's modern technology for you Doris ;) hope your week is a good one

Honesty Oimbo

Date: 11/16/2010 8:30:00 AM

of course your thinking is positively abnormal in this subtle free verse. i say abnormal because not many can think like you....what about the puppy

Joy Wellington

Date: 11/16/2010 4:07:00 AM

Doris, a fitting description to some of the preditors hanging around the net, a funny side to it too, brought a smile to my face. Luv, Joy (Jew)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 11/15/2010 5:01:00 PM

lol,,yes lets be-careful,who is on the other side,,,lol,,I wonder if Nathan Dilts, is really a wolf pretending to be a nerd...lol... I get your poem very well,,i love it so much I'm adding it to my favorites and showing it to Nathan,,, since he is off the soup,,,enjoyed,..p.d.