Best Cowell Poems

Simon Cowell
From negative thoughts he draws well
His horrible remarks can cut deep
Sometimes though teardrops seep     ...

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Talents-host and judge Simon Cowell,
Whose leadership crests with flying laurel;
Once, so impressed with the show,
Broke the AGT’s buzzer with his hardest blow....

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Simon Cowell is not nice,
thinks that a black t-shirt will suffice.
He can be rude, mean and quite sarcastic,
and gosh, his face changes look like plastic...

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Simon Cowell,
Can seem a bit foul.
An extra critical talent judge,
It's hard to get his approving nudge....

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“The Queen-Sized Bed”.
			 © London F. Buss

  A queen-size bed was coming slowly,
  down the rough dirt track.
  As it drew closer,
...

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Hearing talented young voices provides such pleasure
In our quest for America’s latest idol treasure

Next year the judging panel will not be the same
The man we...

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Old man Cowell and boy Ted,
Hardcore and alcohol
unlocked doors in his head.

Midnight’s rage held a speculum,
every one of them became Brooks.
Two escapes and from
a sling,...

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I've recorded the song, which you can hear here:

I did vocals and guitar - Sung to the tune of "We Can Work it Out" 


What...

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Some people spreading rumors
Talking about the illuminati
Saying it’s the new world order
Raising a lot of conspiracy theory

The way the world is today
A lot is left...

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Man Walks In Darkness

    Sad excuse, not a plus
    just ask Simon Cowell
    Freedom found on...

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Raised by apes as a
feral child in the wild,
was as a young man
discovered by a rich American
anthropologist hiker who was retired,
taken back by plane
to his...

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American Idol

Those rolling eyes and special quirks
I love the way you smile and smirk.
Sly sharp barbed Simon Cowell,
Caustic comments make me howl.

Your silent sneer and...

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He became a poet critic with a student loan,
quite like a Simon Cowell getting in their poetry zones,
scouring all the poet websites,
some poets not thinking...

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We were making our way from Whyalla to Port Lincoln 
For a day of sight seeing on the west coast driving along
We were about 20...

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One Father, Two Sons, and the History that Divides them!

This Poem was Inspired by Watching the News, and Seeing the Constant Fighting both Verbally and...

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