Best Coupon Poems
Below are the all-time best Coupon poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of coupon poems written by PoetrySoup members
Coupon CarlaWritten by Gail DeBole
Updated on April 11, 2017
A coupon clipper named Carla
Has a pile of coupons in her parla'.
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Categories:
coupon, funny, people,
Form:
Limerick
WalmartI want to mingle
with the people of Walmart
as they regally push
their shopping carts
Eclectically dressed perfection
each a work of art
Camouflaged chic
or an old guy...
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Categories:
coupon, art, beautiful, courage, hello,
Form:
Free verse
Of Yard SalesYard Sales are the
Macy’s of Saturday shopping,
On a budget that fits in my coin purse.
written for contest
07/27/2019...
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Categories:
coupon, cute, dream, funny, hello,
Form:
Free verse
Dragon News FlashNews Flash! Dragons Back! He’s the News Hog of the Day.
No one can print, without him, becoming entangled in some way.
He heard that there’s a...
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Categories:
coupon, fun, funny, happiness, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Overworked WitchesWhat's a single mom, overworked witch to do?
School potlucks won't suck up fat vats of witch brew
Green goop soup disinfects science projects
Magic wand deflects coupon...
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Categories:
coupon, funny, halloween, mom, school,
Form:
Rhyme
Old Woman In the SupermarketFrom my chap book, "Not So Serious"
‘Tradition demands respect for age.’
Proclaimed some ancient Chinese sage.
Ah, that is such a noble thought,
But wise old Chow he...
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Categories:
coupon, funnyold, old,
Form:
Free verse
Atm Terminator
Sarah Shopper!
Coupon please budget-y listen
and bankruptcy understand
That ATM Terminator is out there —
It can’t be mall bargained with,
nor consumer reasoned with
An Automated Teller Machine...
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Categories:
coupon, fun, humorous, money, parody,
Form:
Light Verse
We Are An Item
You and me,
we got a lot of storefront love
Yes, we got pockets full of
coupon passion
Discount tears are so ooh ooh
out of fashion
‘Cause we got...
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Categories:
coupon, feelings, imagery, love, romantic,
Form:
Romanticism
Mom's PurseWhen you’re the mom you carry the purse,
That’s the natural rule of the universe.
To a mom a purse is more than a bag,
It’s a safety...
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Categories:
coupon, funny, mom, memory, memory,
Form:
Light Verse
FreedomA courier of peace; a coupon of hope
Your cost, though, I have been made alien,
Your fruitfulness I heartily grope.
But the lashed back in servitude asks,...
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Categories:
coupon, freedom,
Form:
Sonnet
Categories:
coupon, abuse, education, religious, school,
Form:
Bio
The Magic of ChristmasIn our first year of wedded bliss we were very tight on cash,
Some popcorn and a jigsaw puzzle would be our Christmas bash.
All that year...
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Categories:
coupon, funny, holiday, christmas, christmas,
Form:
Light Verse
Chocolate-Covered StrawberriesThe chocolate-covered strawberries
Were free, as a promotion.
My friend gave me a coupon - "Use it
If you've got the notion."
I brought them home and ate...
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Categories:
coupon, food, friend,
Form:
Rhyme
Self-CheckoutIn many local chain stores,
The cashier is now passé.
You check out by yourself whenever
You’re prepared to pay.
You scan each item one by one;
The codes reveal...
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Categories:
coupon, technology,
Form:
Rhyme
Kamikaze KhristmasI was shaken, my jingle bells taken, ornaments on a runaway corporate sleigh
It had nitrous oxide, investors selling so high, stuffing stockings with my pay
There...
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Categories:
coupon, allegory, faith, funny, holiday,
Form:
Sonnet