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Get Half Off Using This Coupon

The American way
The only way
The last place on earth
The Last Chance Saloon
The bee's knees
The Great Satan
The silver bullet
The last roundup
The life of the party
The enfant terrible
The golden girl
The ugly stepchild
The man in the moon
The Frankenstein monster
The great white hope
The end

Categories: coupon, america, independence day, july,
Form: List

Tucson 2018

Today I rode into Tucson
Determined to buy a new futon
A squirt in a skirt
Got down in the dirt
And flashed me a discount coupon

Categories: coupon, culture, discrimination, gender, prejudice,
Form: Limerick

Couponing

It comes natural.
To want to save time as well as money.
We incur convenience.
Readily available to what we long most.
It occurs quite often.
The constant clipping and saving.
In search of the best deal.
Not taking into consideration that we might be short changing ourselves.
The shredding and discarding of things we don't use.
The big brand we call love.
Thought to

Categories: coupon, black african american, life,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Coupon Clippers--For Than-Bauk Contest

To you, I say,
				"Clip away! Shop
				today and save."

				But please don't be
				like Wren. See her
				folly and learn.

				Big clipper Wren
				will spend ten on
				gas--then save two.


February 20, 2016

Categories: coupon, silly,
Form: Than-Bauk

Coupon Carla

Written by Gail DeBole 
Updated on April 11, 2017

A coupon clipper named Carla
Has a pile of coupons in her parla'.
      She clips more each week,
      Treats each like an antique,
And guards them against any burgla'.


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Categories: coupon, funny, people,
Form: Limerick