Best Cougars Poems

Some men might prefer kitty cats
oh so pretty, but they might be brats!
The mature feline, though, 
is the one in the “know”
and is better at dealing with rats!

To the Cougar’s “prey“, I say fear not!
It can be a good thing to get caught.
Ashton Kutcher’s not...

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From my perspective, a 27 year old male,
A woman's true beauty never sets sail.
The stereotype is women should date older men,
and we should date the younger hen.

Cougars think this should change.
I like it, to me it doesn't sound strange.
Some women just know what they want.
And...

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I'm fire and you're ice.
Saw your frozen heart, so I did what I do best- I set it on fire.
You told me you could drive no parent needed.
You told me we could be friends and never have to tell anybody.
You lied to me when you...

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