Best Corp Poems

maybe we’ll know what to buy
if you just help
I know what I got 
I hope it’s up to standard
my food 
maybe you could help me
major food manufacture...

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When I was seventeen said he
You know how far that I could pee?
Across the mississip
He said, undoing zip.
No need to show me now, I plea.

Why that's nothing, said his brother,
They oft goaded one another,
I had such awesome flow
That in a single go
I filled Moon Lake,...

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-Cheeky Little Nile Bugalugs-


I could fall on a turntable and raise the roof. Let the beat drop, but what’s the point scallywags?

Crickets chirp unwanted truths into my ears at night. Leaf the poor sauerkraut alone.

Saunter through the valley of the shadow of death. Feel ecstatic...

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