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Premium Member Still Starts When It's Cold
...she walks into the room
the same way she has for 40 years—
half-asleep mumbling about the price of eggs
but crap, she still makes my heart stop. 

you’re the last busted payphone 
that somehow ......

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Categories: conditioners, love, true love, valentines
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Winter Blues
...The mistral cold wind blew incessantly wild,
Winding in the streets, its glacial currents in and around
The apartment blocks where all frosted windows
Were tightly secure.  Still the bleak wintry ......

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Categories: conditioners, winter,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Originals
...I don’t know that anything about me
is original – I mean, all of my atoms,
I’ve been told, once belonged to some
dimwit creature (hmm...) roaming the earth 
long before air-conditioners and Mai T......

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: conditioners, christian, growth, inspirational, introspection,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Magic Beans
...Chew beans?
BLUE jeans

Chew grass?
Cow gas...

*Cows and other livestock cause 18% of the damage to the ozone layer; ranking 2nd only to carbon dioxide…Freon from air conditioners, etc. contri......

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Categories: conditioners, food,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Not Exaggerating
...A new life it seems 
Has come my way
In the mountains 
And plains of Wy-o-ming

I look out of my window
And Antelope play
Go out to the kids place
Where the buffalo stay

The rain has been ......

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Categories: conditioners, adventure, education, family, funny,
Form: Free verse
Seasons
...A dark gloomy sunless start
Cold and calculating
Frost on the windows
Icy streets
Snow on the ground
Hot chocolate to be made
Another Winter’s day

Sun coming over the horizon
Birds singing ......

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Categories: conditioners, seasons, autumn,
Form:



Premium Member Corporation Blues
...Hubby works for a Corporation called the... Well, I’m not allowed to say.
He answers telephones. Really! EVEN with his great degree, every day!
But, now, remember this is a Corporation, and they do......

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Categories: conditioners, crazy, fun, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Cold Comfort
...Dry lips
Parched mouth
Unbearable heat
Dripping sweat
Empty fridge...

On the telly
Running adverts
Cooling fans
Air conditioners
Iced drinks 
Refreshing mint gums...

Cold comfort!

-......

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Categories: conditioners, summer,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Prizes For Ultimate Sacrifices - Part Two
...Prizes for Ultimate Sacrifices                             

           is there a prize for living

                        for caring 

                                for doing what is ri......

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: conditioners, howl, inspirational, metaphor, satire,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
The Shopping Cart Injustice
...This poem was inspired by the interviews by Earl K. Pollon and S. S. Matheson conducted with native Sekanni peoples who were negatively effected by the flooding of their communal homelands by the bui......

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Categories: conditioners, environment, history,
Form: Free verse
Corporation Blues
...Corporation Blues

Hubby works for a Corporation called the... Well, I’m not allowed to say.
He answers telephones. Really! EVEN with his great degree, every day!
But, now, remember this is a Cor......

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Categories: conditioners, fantasy, fun, funny, happy,
Form: Light Verse
The Tempest
...It was a hazy, hot humid evening
with the air conditioners all humming along
as the tube gave us a severe weather alert
like a vortex here came the violent thunderstorm

We heard the wild wind w......

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Categories: conditioners, storm, time, weather,
Form: Free verse
Working In the Bank
...With less innocence in you,
You can function in any bank:
Naked words choosing very few,
Tact fully frank…
A real acting of the Real Jew,
A face not crank.

With less of our Christ
And your s......

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Categories: conditioners, work,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Humor Air Condtioner Broke
...

Do they have souls of their own?
That break and let us perspire and moan?

I just want to leave this steaming town.
Those AC’s, such insensitive clowns.

They wait happily till it gets ......

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Categories: conditioners, heart, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
Ode To Trees
...Looking at thee, O Tree,
O Nature's miracle maker,
To me ye offer
An amazing journey—
A journey of insight,

That in his growing disconnect with nature,
In his arrogance, nature to master,
Ma......

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Categories: conditioners, journey, tree,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry