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Best Con Poems


Premium Member Sandman's Con Game
The mischievous Sandman runs a con game each night
After all the youngsters are safely tucked away
He dances into my room like an elfin sprite
He seizes my hand, tries to lure me outside to play

Then he’s bored on my shoulder at the computer
Threatens to throw pixie...

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Categories: con, fantasymuse,
Form: Rhyme
I Con You Not
Your style is unique
Each word very sleek

The poems never meek
Yet no bad critique

Humorous mystique
You never misspeak

Such lovely technique
All your rhyme so chic

Always tongue in cheek
Poetic batik
  

You kid me not Jan Allison You are a poetess of sublime rhyme. And are the smile and...

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Categories: con, friend,
Form: Monorhyme
Con Fusion
The Wailing Wall is standing tall
So men may bang their head and bawl
But burka girls
Must hide their curls
So no one can see their tears fall...

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Categories: con, religion,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Chilly Con
Bitter, bitter, bitter
not as in a taste on tongue
or unrequited loves' remain,
only of wind thats wrung
all warmth from the air.

Bitter, bitter, bitter
all the way through to bone,
clenching chattering teeth,
and breath blown
on mittened hands.

Shine of sun to deceive
beckons one out of doors
brain has an idea of...

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© Sue Mason  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: con, nature, seasons,
Form: Free verse
Anoche Sonie Con Vos
Caminaba sola por la orilla del mar, 
Ola tras ola veía como mi pensar navegaba. 
Tu sonrisa imprimida en mi mente, 
Tus palabras siendo repetidas.
De la nada de reojo tu reflejo mire. 
Con emoción volteo para sorprenderme. 
Y vaya que sorpresa.
Quede hechizada con tu belleza....

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Categories: con, dream, girlfriend, romantic, sea,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Una Visita Con Mama -- a Visit With Mama
We walk the rocky shore and you lean heavily on me,
Mother, bruising my balky arm -- muttering "Ay, Hijo!".
A few steps and, breathless, we are both exhausted.

Your once-brown eyes, gone gray, are like 
concentric rings rippling from a random stone
thrown into this polluted pond in...

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Categories: con, angst, caregiving, depression, family,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Home Made Chili Con Carne
Fresh peppers, onions sauteed
Lean, lean ground beef browned
Tempting aroma surrounds
Chopped fresh herbs sizzle
Juicy tomatoes
Pintos, too
Zing!  

Inspired by: Andrea Dietrich and Lunch
Contest:MAKE ME DROOL WITH EPULAERYU
Written: November 05, 2014
Form: Epulaeryu...

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Categories: con, food,
Form: Epulaeryu
Con-Fused
Gregory Siker was a fireworks technician.
He developed a show that won recognition.
One night he got confused
by the wiring he used.
Doc said he died of an ignition condition....

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Categories: con, death, judgement,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Scam of the Con Man
Who hasn’t heard of the Nigerian Letter or the Australian Lottery won?
So what about you’re kids in college… what for them is going on?

My son found a job posted on the University’s Nursing jobs bulletin Board.
Apparently several students applied to take care of an old...

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Categories: con, angst, business, childhood, computer-internet,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Comic-Con Day Three
He was a Blacksmith
He made swords for the movies
Tall, strong and brawny....

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© Wm Paul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: con, fun,
Form: Haiku
The Art of the Con
Listen to the chumps,
listen to the rubes,
screaming that democracy
is going down the tubes

But every wise guy knows
when the fix is in
To put all their money down
on the one who has no chance to win

It's the art of the con,
art of the con
Guess your vote didn't...

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Categories: con, corruption, parody, political, satire,
Form: Political Verse
Resta Qui Con Me Stay Here With Me
RESTA QUI CON ME / STAY HERE WITH ME

Non pensare al passato
Do not think of the past 

Io ti ritrovero
I will find you

Ne son sicuro sai verrai
I am sure of it you know

Io passo amare sole te 
I can love only you 

Il sogno che...

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Categories: con, absence, love, relationship,
Form: Italian Sonnet
Con Artist
Like a knight in shining armor
You rescued me from a place of somber
Eager to know, eager to see
A man like you, can it truly be?

With your speeches of serenade
My loneliness begins to fade
Man of chivalry and full of charm
Swept me away in your securing arms

But...

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© Vangel C  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusionme, heart, heart, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Con Science
To
be
or not-
crucial
crux of the matter....

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Categories: con, faith, philosophy, science,
Form: Fibonacci
Amigos Con Derechos
Dios pon en mi mente las palabras para hacerle entender
que lo que siento por ella en mi corazón no puedo retener
un amor que con el paso del tiempo solo ha de crecer
un sentimiento más lindo que el más precioso amanecer

y no es que no quiera...

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Categories: con, friendship, love, sin,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things