Best Chubby Poems

Santa's stuck inside my chimney this year
His tummy's too big and so is his rear
I saw him hanging there
I'm filled with despair
Because on my roof are his eight reindeer

Rudolph's shiny red nose is much too bright
And it continues to blink through the night
It glows in...

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I love her joyful smile, her hair in 
curls.
A plump round face with chocolate 
on her nose,
for she's her mamas' chubby little 
girl.

What better gift for me in all the 
world,
wrapped in pink with lace and 
purple bows?
I love her joyful smile, her hair in...

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You like most carbs and sweets
But you hate bitter gourd,
When you type your shout outs, tweets
Sixteen letters entered, ten letters
Are being alone and cold

As you say hello and wave your hands
Your triceps also say hi,
I’m glad that you lose negative pounds
Oh my darling! : )...

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Ah, who dares to call him a big bear,
when he eats a chocolate eclair?
He drops it on his red shoes,
to hear the pigeon's coos...
then smears it all over his brown hair....

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A squiggly green worm, 
Feeding on the leaf, 
Wiggly, she does squirm, 
My plant's silent thief, 

She is bloated big, 
Watching me wide-eyed, 
Placed her on a twig, 
And left her outside, 

The chubby worm green, 
Wriggled to a plant, 
Then in silky sheen, 
Sweet...

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Tom morphed into a chubby cat
                                       ...

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Trump With Small Chubby Hands

Trump is unattractive with no appeal;
Claps chubby small hands like a seal;
Pompous and plump;
Of fat, a big clump;
You must bow down before and kneel.

Jim Horn

Trump On A Scooter

While Trump rode on a scooter,
He had come across a computer;
Quite confused,
And misused;
Did program...

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They called him Chubby, though he was sleek and fast, 
His verbal jousting never ran out of gas, 
He played all sports and played them extremely well, 
You'd swear as he kept on taunting you, that his head did actually swell, 
My brother and I...

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The world was yellow. When I stepped off the plane –
The bright blazing sun beamed the tarmac and I was for some moments blinded.

A native child welcomed me.
She handed me a leaf’d crown, a banana and leant up to kiss my cheek.

That evening I slept.
In...

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UNLIKE ME I WILL BET HE WAS A CHUBBY HUBBY

I had many extraordinary expectations
Some of them out of the ordinary but none out of order
You had your own secret obligations
Such as a husband, son and a very young daughter

Whenever a wretched wind whips and blows
Whenever...

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I WILL BET HE WAS A CHUBBY HUBBY

I had many extraordinary expectations
Some of them out of the ordinary but none out of order
You had your own secret obligations
Such as a husband, son and a very young daughter

Whenever a wretched wind whips and blows
Whenever a chill...

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Amidst the fallen leaves
 creep gray fluffy tailed chubby bubbs.
Fat and burly squirrel thieves
 stealing seed and nut but not as grub.
They dig and scratch the ground
 chattering to wake the town
and in the hardening earth
 they bury seed for all their worth.
When their hungry...

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He was a little chubby
   Others called him tubby

He couldn't catch a ball
   Awkwardly would he fall

One day he took sick, then got sicker
   At his plight, the others snickered 

He knew they teased him
   Which did...

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To speak for those, who no longer have a voice,
were I to get it wrong, would they really have a choice?

No.., they didn't choose me as spokesperson, why would they?
I am not clairvoyant.
But they haunt my dreams still...cause me to rise, plead me to look...

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It seems like the old you and now are different.
The smile that reflects in your eyes is no longer the same.
Hair that flips when you walk is no longer shiny,
Tired eyes and body want to fight, but they're too skinny.

The old you that laughed genuinely,
A...

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