Best Chick Poems

He never stopped preaching
About the color of my hair
So I kept right on bleaching
and now there's nothing there 











Contest: Bad hair day
Sponsored by Rick Parise
Form: Chastushka...

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Let's go through the rules for having a side chick
I know a lot of people won't like this
A few guys get one, when their relationship starts to get strain
Make sure you save your side chicks number under a mans name

Delete all messages that may look...

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He said, “Chick-flicks I do not like.”
As they settled into place.
“I need violence, shoot-up scenes,
And at least one good car chase.”
But he promised to watch with his girlfriend
Full of embarrassment and disgrace;
Half-way through the movie
Tears streamed down his face.

“Why was he so mean to her?
And...

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Night sweats and crazy
Hot flashes and lazy
Mood swings and a body (?)
That looks pretty shoddy

Eating and bleeding and wanting to scream
These are a few of my Favorite Things

When your doctor
Says a shocker
that your
Uterus is a lobster

I simply remember to pretend I'm filled with glee
and then
I...

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I was born in May, my nest was in a hole of an old tree.  Mother had made
the nest warm and cozy with hair, fur, and dead leaves.  I often wondered
where she got the hair.  I had seven siblings in the beginning....

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high yella black chick

dark girls go, "you think you white"

I know who I am

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You’re skin and bones, chick.
Compassion commands me stop, 
stare, on my path, where you sleep.
I see dryness, hear stillness, feel silence.

You’re skin and bones, chick.
Were your chirps for worms
silenced in unsound Mother’s ears?
Your wings, too weak,
too still, on your first, failed, flight?
Your plume-less limbs
Coverless in...

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Born a new baby.
Life ,such a beautiful thing.
Be gone baby chick....

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There is an old saying....
keep your friends near, but keep your enemies even closer...

This is a poem about a very smart Chick...
Who was very resourceful and very slick...
Rumor had it there was a Wolf, and he had a way...
Of taking advantage of everyone on any...

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baby chick stands out
not caring about one thought
from one club member...

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The Chick

Under the shelter of the mother’s wing
a baby chick can hide, 
nourished and safe from the cares of this world
as long as there he will abide.

Yet, he has to be able to 
learn to share and share alike, 
for he has brothers and sisters...

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as the credits scroll

a bee-line for the toilette

        runny mascara...

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High maintenance, Lots of patience
                 Trying to stay out of police stations

        They drive you nuts, With their butts
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Chick-a-dee-dee-dee
    Chirped with the greatest glee.
    So happy upon that tree.
    More of you now I see,
    a quick count gives me three.
Chick-a-dee-dee-dee
    So small yet so free.
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She was the plainest buzzard in the chicken coop.
Man, is she plain, the roosters used to say.
But one rooster gave her a chance. They shared a nest.
She had diamonds in her heart. He told people
But they did not believe, for those diamonds were
Reserved for him...

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