One Slick Chick

There is an old saying.... keep your friends near, but keep your enemies even closer... This is a poem about a very smart Chick... Who was very resourceful and very slick... Rumor had it there was a Wolf, and he had a way... Of taking advantage of everyone on any given day... He had terrorized the neighborhood for the very last time... They had a town meeting , and all agreed... That the only choice was a dastardly deed... Chick volunteered to take on the challenge... And majority stated, he had to explunge... “I’d love to have you over for dinner on Friday “ said Chick... To which Wolf stated quite arrogantly, but quick... It would be my pleasure...see you at eight... There was a beautiful shining Harvest Moon, when Wolf arrived at the gate... Come sit in my hot tub, said Chick turning on some tunes... Dinner should be ready very soon... The water is hot , said the Wolf... Ahh , but your body will feel so much better... Just relax and drink this wine, dinner will have much more flavor... Hours went by...then the doorbell rang... It was the Pigs, from town known as the “ gang “... Quick grab a chair and please be aware ... That I have slaved all day for this affair... One which will change your perception of me... I might be a Chick, but as you will see... I have accepted the challenge, and done my best... So do me a favor and please honor my request ... Use your best table manners, and please do not squeal... And for everyone’s sake, try not to “ Wolf “ down this meal...