Best Cheat Poems
Toy Story characters argued ~ then Jessie told Woody to buzz off
he'd been caught flirting with Bo Peep ~ uh oh, Woody, you're in trouble deep
Jessie said she was leaving ~ couldn't get over Woody's deceiving
oh what a terrible end for the two ~ makes me want to cry, boo hoo
can Woody end his cheating ways ~ Jessie doesn't trust his word these days
he knocked on Jessie's door ~ but she said not to come around anymore
Woody tried to confess ~ Jess wasn't going to fall for his BS
Jessie slammed the door in his face ~ now Woody lives in total disgrace
Buzz and Jess are dating ~ Woody's in need of rehabilitating
Why plagiarise
If you have an open
And creative mind,
Why waste your time
On rehashing others
Words or rhymes,
When you, I am sure
Have a unique take on life,
Paraphrase that’s OK,
Quote and credit
From whence it came
But plagiarising
Just seems to me
A waste of your talent
And in a way it cheats,
Those who first wrote those lines
Crafted those words
From their own mind
And you then creep up
From behind and try to steal,
Their praise and limelight.
To plagiarise is as good as a lie
Theft of another’s vision on life,
It’s tantamount to being a leech
And cultivating others belief,
Is just creatively lazy
And it always phases me
Because it’s not necessary.
People tell rumours
Because they have bad motives
They're jealous
They snatch from others
They're greedy
They're overbearing
They're mischievous
But I tell only because I'm careless
I'm simple, straight forward
I believe my senses
I believe what I see
And so people pretend to be friendly
I believe what I listen
And so people say sweet words
I tell my feelings
And so people make plans
I'm educated
I see only evidence
A chance event
Can make a long long story sometimes
I believe my wisdom
I make my own judgement
And try to convince others sometimes
When one day I found that
I can't understand why my lover leave me
He didn't see my hard works anymore
He didn't listen to my feelings and love anymore
He didn't apologize with his sweet words anymore
He didn't smile with his sweet appearance anymore
Just like
I didn't see his heart at the very beginning
I believed my own rumours
Which my eyes and ears cheated my heart
Oh my god
Now it's too late
You tell me not to lie,
Not to cheat or even steal,
But you did it all,
And left me no time to heal.
All that you have said,
Were all pretty lies,
You told me you'd be there,
Did that include the goodbyes?
I never cheated on you,
But you cheated on me,
With all the words shared,
I'm surprised I'm a memory.
Now for the stealing,
You theived away my heart,
Now it's sitting on a shelf,
I hope it becomes art.
When I say I love you,
I hope you give me trust,
Because my broken heart,
Is just collecting dust.
So I'll just keep waiting,
Until I have you back,
Even if it's impossible,
You are what I lack.
You should be scared and aware
Your spine should tingle with fear
While I'm stepping through the door
A feeling of evils in my core
I know what I'm about to find
I'm running scenes through my mind
And not gonna walk away
I've been waiting for this day
Pushing the door open wide
With a puffed out chest of pride
At the sight I soon discover
My husband under the covers
With someone that I don't know
On his face he does not show
Any regret or remorse
Not caring that he just lost
Everything he's ever owned
I have proof that he has "boned"
A lot of other women
Soon this bastard will be swimmin'
In a pool of debt and sorrows
Taking him to court tomorrow
With the pictures from the spy
I hired---no alibi
Will pull him from this disaster
He is no longer the master
Of his life or anything
I am now pulling the strings
Why do women cheat?
Is it unintact relationships
Just looking to be swept off their feet
In search of intamacy or just
sympathy
More Physical attraction
Is status or attentiveness
Are they looking for a one night
stand...no wait a minute
Thats a man
A unfaithful man causes emotional
damage that with time can be healed
Women seek relationships with
intent of revenge or to replace
With no conscience of how they
make a us feel.
We men are far from perfect
We break up many of homes
When we are the victims
We can only blame ourselves
So dont gripe or groan
To a woman we are always the
cause
Either we dont make them
happy,make them feel special,dont
listen,or flat out dont seem to care
All could have been saved showing
her that you care with opening of a
door,heart to heart conversation,
sharing an intamate kiss and
breathed the same air
Faith, love, loyalty
Honor,courage,commitment
Is what all relationhip should never
lack
It will then go to shambles
That will be the cause or reasons To
get you heart ripped from your chest
and stabbed in the back
Why did you cheat on me?
At the time was she better?
Was her kiss a door
that opened to forever?
Did she feel you with love?
Or was that just infatuation?
Did she get a thrill
out of my humiliation?
If you weren't in love with her,
then why'd you do it?
Did you not really like me
and use her to prove it?
Why did you cheat on me?
I did not deserve it.
It hurts so bad,
you don't even know it.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You are my boyfriend,
And I love you!
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
I've heard you've been cheating.
I'll knock off your head.
TEACHERS are always on the lookout for CHEATERS!
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11th December 2015
God simply made man and woman
to be together for the rest of their lives...
it's a blessing this heedless world
has not fully known;
and it's so rare nowdays
to see two people in love,
and promise each other to be faithful!
Is that all so impossible?
Real men don't cheat on their women,
real men give their whole hearts full of gold
to those who really love them;
I've come to know a good man
who did just that for his woman,
and he still loves her although she's old!
Unfaithful men, would you rather have
an unhappy home or feel a joy
as sublime as the sunrise in glory?
Untrustworthy men, give up what you crave;
you can be the strongest man on earth,
and still can't stop the tears gathered inside!
Real men don't cheat on their women,
real men adore and cherish them 'till they're gone;
to be beside them and share a lovely dream,
to console and encourage them when they're weak!
Queen of Cheat
Queen of cheat
From head to feet
Born to fool around
With sight and sound
Trick people in and out
Convince them truth is a doubt
Good intention is ultimate justification
To mess up any relation
Innocent smile guilty eyes
Raise suspicion and many whys
Evil deep down hidden
False reasons given
Sneak to the surface and sting
And dive back to the bottom and sing
The victorious song
How to escape after doing wrong
The two syllables name
Rhyme with damn and shame
Michael had a problem, he watched a lot of ****.
So he decided to be spontaneous and buy himself a
"More," said Michael as the prostitute made him lunch
"Next time you shouldn't shave because I like to carpet,"
Bunching up her panties and throwing them away.
Michael cheated on his wife and kids that's not ok.
You stare into my eyes
and swear she's lying.
I want to believe you.
I'm really trying.
But it's happened before.
Why should I believe any more?
You mess around,
then promise never again.
Well the lies have to end.
The stress is killing me.
I can't take any more.
So I grab my things
and walk out the door.
Even in the dark, it doesn't feel right.
Even in the silence, I know it isn't you.
But I'm young, and I'm scared,
And he gets me through.
The first was lips,
Just a sweet, common meeting.
Only, I can't call myself his anymore.
It was a moment, short and fleeting,
But I won't belong to him ever again.
Three rotations around the star, He is all I know, so I let it be.
He promised it was friendship, and he wanted nothing more.
Then why is this happening to me?
The drink swims in my brain,
Watching the waves lap at the shore,
And I can't remember a damn thing,
I don't remember a thing more.
Scared. I was scared.
So, silent I was.
My heart was hidden, lies were snared.
I made the dark vacuum seem like a torrent of sound.
When his ideas of happily ever after fell through,
He ran with one last plan.
He ran squealing like a pig to you,
And I almost lost everything I wanted.
I let the lies break,
I let the tears fall,
Because although seventeen,
I felt so very small.
I promised, I swore,
And to that I've kept true. I
I've never again
Cheated on you.
Everyone is struggling, in debt and dismay
Why would anyone consider voting Theresa May.
Answers a question with a question
She'll say what she needs to, to win her first election.
She doesn't care about you or me
Tax cuts for the rich that's all you'll see.
Teachers, nurses, doctors all walking the picket lines
They can't do their jobs! It says so on their signs.
Promise after promise the Tories break
We go to a food bank, while they're eating steak.
Brexit needs someone who thinks of the people
Jeremy Corbyn, he isn't another Sheeple.
He'll do what's right and for the good of us all
Vote for the Tories and our freedoms will fall.
Their manifesto is but a piece of paper with a few chosen words
They think we're stupid to follow in hurds.
G4S is how her husband makes his money
The amount of government contracts I don't find funny.
Conflicts of interest one after the other
G4S employees break fingers for her lover.
The economy has hit bottom, we're on the brink
Middle and lower classes budgets are the ones that shrink.
Unless you have 1 million sat in your bank
You'll struggle with bills and its the Tories you should thank.
Big businesses profits and Banksters pay is all that will rise
Tories only care about their wallet size.
Record poverty, not enough teachers or drs this country is upside down
No hope for anyone, they live in a desolate town.
Tories live in their own reality of what Britain looks like
They're partying in yachts, while we can't afford a peddle bike.
There not enough jobs that pay half of enough
Both can be working still life is ruff, silver spoon Tories have never had it tuff.
They'll win this election in the same manner as the last
Fraud, lies, buying off the old or are you forgetting the past.
They'll ruin us all, we'll be at the mercy of the Banksters
Go ahead and give your freedom to the Tory gangsters.