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http://www.foxla.com/news/share-this/this-california-cat-lady-owns-more-than-1000-cats

There is an old lady with over a thousand cats. They are so cute they take your heart, forever playing about the house with a stuff mouse. She is known as the Crazy Cat Woman. In love with cats their close to her bosom, treats them like they were human. Everyone thinks she is Looney as a bat, but around her house, there isn’t a rat. All so spoiled and fat, they all have their own mats. She's given the cats the run of her home. They are never allowed out at night to roam. However, you can bet that they all dream of mice and rats. Her home doesn’t smell like a rose, to get close to it you have to hold your nose. When time to feed them, they all go into a feeding frenzy. With a loving smile and her gentle touch they all fight for her attention. All starving for affection, she brings such satisfaction, I have to mention. They're so many and counting, all under foot she is in a world of ecstasy.
1/10/2018 Poetry Contest: CRAZY CAT LADY: RHYME Sponsored by: Line Gauthier

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Date: 1/16/2018 4:40:00 PM
She sounds totally cats bats! I couldn't walk through the door as I'm allergic and i can't begin to imagine the smell - yeuk the tinned food makes me feel ill let alone the stench of litter trays lol:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/15/2018 8:36:00 PM
Love the humor in your crazy cat lady poem Eve; especially the part about getting close to her home and holding your nose…so funny! Good luck in the contest!~Che :)
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Date: 1/13/2018 3:53:00 PM
Well, enjoyed reading your contest entry. It seems like a good contender to me..Way to go for the contest. That would not be how I would want to live. One cat is plenty really too many.Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara
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Date: 1/13/2018 2:15:00 PM
lol, loved the last line especially
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Date: 1/13/2018 11:01:00 AM
I have had and still have true love for many special cats who shared/share my life, but that many - just looking at that many, had an ill-freak effect on me. Something about it is just wrong. And stinky. Good to know that she truly cares for them and loves them. I get one cat's name confused with my son's, I wonder how she does it! An enjoyable read - and obviously most thought-provoking to this reader! Blessings, Eve, not cats, Blessings ... CayCay
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Date: 1/13/2018 12:08:00 AM
Made me smile, crazy or not, love is great!
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Date: 1/12/2018 7:19:00 PM
Very well done on your crazy cat lady poem. Some I have been reading are so wild, they make MY crazy lady look very tame by comparison (I have not posted it yet though)
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Date: 1/12/2018 9:08:00 AM
Don't know about the old lady, but the poetry is wonderful.
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Date: 1/11/2018 8:24:00 AM
My oh my, heaven for one would be hell for many other. Perfect picture as well.
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Date: 1/11/2018 7:26:00 AM
I know some people like that but not with so many cats but the same effect ! A good honest writing my friend, Eve!
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Date: 1/11/2018 6:33:00 AM
Damn sounds like a lot of cats.. Would be a nightmare to clean though..
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