Best Carving Knife Poems
Below are the all-time best Carving Knife poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of carving knife poems written by PoetrySoup members
A Sneeze To SpringIt started with a sniffle one March morn’
When on my car that telltale film appeared
And I knew well this coat it had not worn
For overnight...
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Categories:
carving knife, seasons, spring,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
FracturedMy grandfather on my father’s side, was a pecker-toothed sidle who raped his
daughter when she was just ten. He threw down vodka from an...
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Categories:
carving knife, childhoodfather, father, grandfather, mother,
Form:
Narrative
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest AdditionsLimricks prompted by a comment made by someone today
It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed...
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Categories:
carving knife, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Mcbeals Thanksgiving TurkeyHe loved a drink did ol'Johnny McBeal
And offered to cook the thanksgiving meal
All the trimmings with turkey
For their friends and family
His wife agreed but no...
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Categories:
carving knife, humor, thanksgiving,
Form:
Limerick
I Want To Be a VeganI want to be a vegan
I want to give up meat
I want hemp DM's to wear upon my feet
No more burgers, sausages and no more...
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Categories:
carving knife, animal, drink, fish, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Trouble In ThailandI once knew a Thai man
Who had an affair
And at the time he said
He did not care
Well it was not long
Before his wife found out
Now...
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Categories:
carving knife, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Thomas Turkey Avoids the Dreaded AxeTom Turkey got lost 'midst the teeming flock,
Thus, avoiding the dreaded chopping block!
Hunkering down spared his...
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Categories:
carving knife, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form:
Limerick
Easter Bunny's DemiseThe Easter Rabbit had a spat with his wife
She said the dumb eggs were ruining her life
Laying eggs is so boring
Then there's your snoring
He...
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Categories:
carving knife, easter, funny, easter,
Form:
Limerick
Yayyyyyyy a ContestThe Contest for my Heart
Ah yes, a one time event
Black widows, black roses, red blood flows
Capture my heart
With your affections or the carving knife
Cut...
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Categories:
carving knife, dark, emotions, funeral, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Smoking Hot - Once Upon a TimeSmoking Hot
Once upon a time there was a little girl
She carried a chipped edged bowl in her hand
Charity had been generous to her riding years
Gifts...
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Categories:
carving knife, abuse, anger, devotion, evil,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
carving knife, old,
Form:
Haiku
Killer TomatoesFor Vienna, by request.
Something has gone terribly wrong in my garden today,
My tomatoes are all growling at me with big teeth on display.
And when I...
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Categories:
carving knife, funny, me, garden, me,
Form:
Light Verse
Categories:
carving knife, autumn, childhood, halloween,
Form:
Italian Sonnet
Three Blind Mice a ParodyThree Blind Mice (Parody)
Three blind mice, Three blind mice
Unwisely they ran after the farmer’s wife
Who decapitated their tails with a carving knife
Did you ever see...
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Categories:
carving knife, fun, nursery rhyme, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Halloween Spooks - IiHALLOWEEN – SPOOKS II
At the door
Little Boy Blue
Kissed our pumpkin
Mistress Mary too
Shutters rattle
Unearthly howls
Ghastly sounds
From Satan’s jowls
Tattered scarecrow
In the corn
Comes to life
The dead reborn
Halloween pumpkin
Big...
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Categories:
carving knife, fear,
Form:
Free verse