Easter Bunny's Demise

The Easter Rabbit had a spat with his wife
She said  the dumb eggs were ruining her life
Laying eggs is so boring
Then there's your snoring
He met his demise with her carving knife...

NOTE:..apparently she borrowed the knife from
the farmer's wife ,who had been having trouble
with some blind mice.



For the "Clue" contest
2/28/13

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 3/24/2013 12:57:00 PM
Congratulations Barbara xx
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Date: 3/24/2013 12:52:00 PM
This is so cute Barbara...congrats...Donna
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Date: 3/24/2013 8:42:00 AM
:) .......... so cute.....loved the footnote!!!!! great fun!
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Date: 3/23/2013 12:58:00 PM
another nice winning poem... congrats...pd
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Date: 3/10/2013 10:33:00 PM
And the cow jumped over the moon
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Date: 3/1/2013 4:42:00 PM
That was funny! Thanks for your comments as well on my Technical Troubles. It is great to be back on the Soup! Good luck with the "Clue" contest.
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Date: 3/1/2013 7:55:00 AM
That's a funny one. Good luck in the contest.
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Date: 2/28/2013 3:43:00 PM
lol, hsd a good chuckle here, my friend : )
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Date: 2/28/2013 2:07:00 PM
What a hoot!...I suppose he expected her to lay the eggs too? Guess she had to have a 'species change' operation, huh? (And I ain't going nowhere NEAR that farmer's wife) Good one my friend! - Tim
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Date: 2/28/2013 1:38:00 PM
This is a clever write, a spectacular poem Barbara! I really enjoyed reading this amazing piece this afternoon! What a delightful poem, Great Work!!
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Date: 2/28/2013 1:03:00 PM
Very cute limerick for the contest, best of luck, constance
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