Barbara Gorelick Poet Limerick

Easter Bunny's Demise

The Easter Rabbit had a spat with his wife
She said  the dumb eggs were ruining her life
Laying eggs is so boring
Then there's your snoring
He met his demise with her carving knife...

NOTE:..apparently she borrowed the knife from
the farmer's wife ,who had been having trouble
with some blind mice.



For the "Clue" contest
2/28/13

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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl March 24, 2013 at 12:57 PM Congratulations Barbara xx

Donna Jones March 24, 2013 at 12:52 PM This is so cute Barbara...congrats...Donna

Carrie Richards March 24, 2013 at 8:42 AM :) .......... so cute.....loved the footnote!!!!! great fun!

Poet Destroyer A March 23, 2013 at 12:58 PM another nice winning poem... congrats...pd

Richard Ferry March 10, 2013 at 10:33 PM And the cow jumped over the moon

Robert Heemstra March 1, 2013 at 4:42 PM That was funny! Thanks for your comments as well on my Technical Troubles. It is great to be back on the Soup! Good luck with the "Clue" contest.

David Fisher March 1, 2013 at 7:55 AM That's a funny one. Good luck in the contest.

Jack Horne February 28, 2013 at 3:43 PM lol, hsd a good chuckle here, my friend : )

Tim Ryerson February 28, 2013 at 2:07 PM What a hoot!...I suppose he expected her to lay the eggs too? Guess she had to have a 'species change' operation, huh? (And I ain't going nowhere NEAR that farmer's wife) Good one my friend! - Tim

Russell Sivey February 28, 2013 at 1:38 PM This is a clever write, a spectacular poem Barbara! I really enjoyed reading this amazing piece this afternoon! What a delightful poem, Great Work!!

Constance La France February 28, 2013 at 1:03 PM Very cute limerick for the contest, best of luck, constance