Best Bull Poems

You may be living in a king size house 
Sleeping in a king size bed
Laying on a king size mattress 
With a king size pillow for your head 

You may wear a king size diamond
On your king size ring 
Or you may be living in...

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~ADHD~

Beautiful Coffee spree
Close your eyes and fell high like a tree
Nothing beats the sugar in my energy
I can't live my life caffeine free
Somebody stop me!!!!!


 :)...

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Bull Moose
I was sitting on a rock out near Cripple Creek
Panties at my ankles, I had to take a leak
He sauntered out beneath a tree
Stopped and simply looked at me
Old grey legs, a lengthy beard
Eight foot tall he had appeared
Shoulder, hump and head held high
Antlers...

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Rip ticy tac schmitty fiddy  fiddy smack

Fliddy skity zat vroom lackity crack

getty getty boom wheter zoom wack

Birder loom werter veroom lurdder
  
Doom whippty plaque

The sound of a bull whipped emotion

With the bull whip

Smacking my back...

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Brassy Barry’s boastful bumbling Brana Bull 
Badgered Billy’s bashful buffoonish Baboon 
Into baking a boisterous Blackberry Bisque 

Beyond bunking, Barry’s brave babysitter 
boldly bellowed brashly.

Bonafide bamboozlement boasted Brana Bull’s bed buddies.
Beyond bothersome boneheads, Billy Baboon’s buzzards bawled

Baboon’s beautiful baked bonne bouch betwixed buddies and beasts
beautifully,...

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King size bull -crap -collaboration 

You may be living in a king size house
Sleeping in a king size bed
Laying on a king size mattress 
With a king size pillow for your head

You may have a king size wallet
And a king size car
But if you don't...

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You must think me a thick skull
You thought you had me too
Yeah, honey, skip to your own loo
Cause this one's already full
Of your brown nosing, so shoo!
Cause this cow will call you on your bull...

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Oh! my garden potatos...
and busted tomatoes..
The bull jumped over the fence...

And where did he go?
I really don't know!
I haven't seen him since!

But if I see one sign....
of his behind...
he'll get more than a  piece of my mind!

If I catch him snoozin'...
he'll get a bruisin'....
right...

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Born in 1921, somewhere in Wyoming, born to ride wild stock
Started at sixteen, hung up his spurs at 53
Thirty Seven years  of riding broncs and bulls
Made his home aboard outlawed livestock
Riding with broken bones and paying his fees
Night after night, on them old bone...

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We are all so young,,, even the ‘old hands’
Imagining a time with no bull rope is hard to plan
 
It’s riding with a heart and unflagging spirit revealed
That’s a most fitting description of what’s usually concealed
 
The dream most have had since they were born
About...

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A bull dog and shi htzu were crossed
I asked what a puppy would cost
To buy a bull-shiht
Would cost quite a bit
I told the breeder to get lost!

08/27/21...

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Meanwhile Doctor Kaunda reminded young
people in the country ascending the rung
of success they have a big role to play
with trappings of pride slung

in weaving together unity among unsung
swiftly tailored heroes, as sowers
reaping luxe fabrics of peace among
divinity, integrity, magnanimity,
and unity for this country.

He has however...

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Dancing in the rain
Shinning with every pain
Winning with all the stains
A man of the people remain

     The American soils vibrate
     With soldiers long gone but great
     With tones that liberate 
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towering antlers,
pierce the morning horizon:
bugle in the fall....

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To stay right on one opinion, all must belong
deviations and differences no matter how logical, stay wrong.

Socializing with others is a forceful and noisy drag
integrating is impossible, rather prefer to be an isolated bag.

Based on accent, appearances and names to others, these men treat
the societal...

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