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What a Load of Bull - Word Play Warning

A bull dog and shi htzu were crossed
I asked what a puppy would cost
To buy a bull-shiht
Would cost quite a bit
I told the breeder to get lost!

08/27/21

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Jack Horne

September 4, 2021 at 8:40 AM

ha ha, love your sense of humour

Jan Allison

September 5, 2021 at 4:21 PM

likewise my friend xx hugs Jan xx

Frances Schiavina

September 2, 2021 at 7:52 AM

Thank you Jane for rays of sunlight smiles spread by pen of your heart so needed now. Humor is always brilliant and you are a master at it.

Jan Allison

September 5, 2021 at 4:20 PM

aww thanks Frances i just try and make folk smile with silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

August 30, 2021 at 10:17 PM

Hello Jan ... very funny indeed. It's like the breeder who crossed a pheasant with a duck. I hear he called it 'Charlie- - thanks again Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison

September 1, 2021 at 9:28 AM

lol thanks David lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ivankaa Gray

August 30, 2021 at 1:15 AM

Super funny...crisp and catchy....enjoyed it!!!

Jan Allison

August 30, 2021 at 6:12 AM

thanks for dropping by:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

August 29, 2021 at 12:00 PM

LOL! So funny! I hope you check out my limerick: https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/flaunting_of_the_flautist_1384315

Jan Allison

August 30, 2021 at 6:12 AM

will do Kim sorry ive not been around much lately:-( hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

August 29, 2021 at 7:14 AM

OMG, this one is genius Jan! I love your mind!!! Happy Sunday xxoo

Jan Allison

August 30, 2021 at 6:11 AM

I worry about it Mike lol:-) wake up with these silly poems in my head lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

August 29, 2021 at 6:02 AM

Jan, this is absolutely brilliant--clever and funny. Janice

Jan Allison

August 30, 2021 at 6:11 AM

Thanks Janice :-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

August 28, 2021 at 2:56 PM

I find that shiht-dogs are usually cheaper, Jan. Funny Limerick. Terry

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 1:12 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

August 28, 2021 at 12:07 PM

Jan - I am thrilled that the censors left this one alone! So clever and funny!

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 1:11 AM

I'm glad too Ilene, its just word play after all:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

August 28, 2021 at 12:02 PM

LOL, I would have said the same to the breeder! Enjoyed your Limerick Jan, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 1:11 AM

lol thanks jennifer xx

Richard Colbert

August 28, 2021 at 10:53 AM

I absolutely love it.

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 1:11 AM

thanks Richard not everyone appreciates my humour, just try and make folk smile xx

Emilia James

August 28, 2021 at 10:23 AM

lol this did make me laugh Jan, your skill for word play and your wit are brilliant. Emilia : )

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 1:08 AM

Thanks Emilia I just tyr and make folk smile xx

Michelle Faulkner

August 28, 2021 at 9:51 AM

I bet they won't let that one in the National Dog Show ;)

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 1:08 AM

lol Michelle xx

Rico Leffanta

August 28, 2021 at 9:48 AM

You have great talent, not only for poetry, but for picking the best photos to illustrate your words!

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 1:08 AM

You are too kind Rico i just write a lot of poop most of the time - got a great farty one to post lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly

August 28, 2021 at 8:02 AM

Great fun Jan..Delice

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 1:07 AM

Thanks Delice:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

August 28, 2021 at 7:59 AM

HA ha, a cute one Jan! hugs

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 12:48 AM

Thanks Tania:-) Hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel

August 28, 2021 at 1:48 AM

Ha ha, love the pun and the fun:) thanks for the laughs, Jan:)

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 12:48 AM

Thanks Jo-) Hugs jan xx

Susan Woodrow

August 27, 2021 at 8:31 PM

lol! good one :)

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 12:45 AM

Thanks Susan:-) Hugs jan xx

John Lawless

August 27, 2021 at 7:00 PM

A bull dog and shi htzu were crossed.....for both twas virginity lost.... one look at the pups..... they said "once is enough"...It's a line we should never have crossed....///just be glad it wasn't a Cocker-Shiht///

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 12:42 AM

ha ha ha great one John x even worse if its a cocker poo they cross with a shi-htzu lol :-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

August 28, 2021 at 9:47 AM

Clever!

L Milton Hankins

August 27, 2021 at 6:16 PM

Perfect one, as far as I'm concerned. Great imagination; superb read.

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 12:41 AM

thanks Milton:-) Hope you had a great holiday xx

Alexis Y.

August 27, 2021 at 4:21 PM

WoW!Jan, You do limericks and wordplay good. I read it and said it, I got a bit twisted with some of the words. The picture of pups (and content) is adorable.Well done:-)Alexis

Jan Allison

August 29, 2021 at 12:41 AM

Thanks Alexis it was fun to write:-) hugs jan xx

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