Best Bulging Poems
Bulging ProblemI do admit, I must confess,
My stomach is in great distress,
It keeps growing
As food keeps flowing,
Why can't I eat a little less?...
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Categories:
bulging, food, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
..And the Crab Will Face-The Bulging Flab!!Stepping upon yonder SCALE
A weight,230,it means that I did FAIL
Hunger horrors as one gets OLD
acid indigestion..from the Doritos or so i'm TOLD
Beauty school dropout(I had never PASSED)
Fading studly looks(knowing early it could never LAST)
As we get older,our demeanor becomes mostly CRAB
becoming mortals and...
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Categories:
bulging, funny,
Form:
While Indulging Stomach Will Be BulgingWhile I am indulging
stomach had been bulging
sins apparently plunging...
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Categories:
bulging, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
BULGING EYEThis teacher had a bulging eye
Which always made him cry
Wiped tears for days
Face looked like a mazed
To me he always looked high...
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Categories:
bulging, humor,
Form:
Rhyme