My Vastly Underrated Pear

We all enjoy the apple, grape and cherry We all eat the orange, as if it was air We never forget our favorite berry But what about the bulging pear? As I remove the banana from the cut glass I leave my poor little pear like countless others, in this worldwide farce It lies alone in its cut glass lair I taste the banana, long, firm, almost white But I see it's mournful green spotted eye I have finally realized the lonesome plight Like some old, forgotten half baked pie I place the Banana down upon the table and I grip my long forgotten Pear Like a scene from an old story or fable I engage the fruit in my lustful stare I pierce the skin with my long sharp teeth I hold the fruit, now naked and bare I re-discover the joy that lied beneath I am sorry, my vastly underrated pear.