National No Bra Day

National No-Bra Day You want to know why The 9th of July Is special so the guys say You see red-blooded guys Have opened their eyes For National No-Bra Day And here’s to the gals Who improve our morales By taking this day to heart May your day be uplifting With minimal shifting And compliments off the chart If this poetry moves you Then it surely behoves you To do less would surely be wrong And it can’t feel much better To simply unfetter What you have kept fettered too long Uncle Mike