Padded Bra

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM) It was a horrible thing that I saw. My girlfriend wears a padded bra. Her chest is flatter than a pancake. It made me mad because her boobs are fake. She got excited when I started to flirt. As she jumped up and down, the falsies came flying out of her shirt. She was so embarrassed that her face turned red. It was a day that she was bound to dread. I love her and I decided to give her another chance. I can't judge her because I always have a radiator hose in my pants.