Best Bloated Poems

this heart 
challenged an ocean
only to beach on a cay
    called indifference

             now 
bloated with ill emotion
no chance of rescue
to tempt karma's brutal swell
would be futile
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Hey Tom Cunningham, you could help bring Putin down,
Plastic surgery has made him into a legendary clown,
Ridicule him whilst highlighting his inhumanity,
Mock him but telling of his insanity,
Advise him his plastic surgeon should give him a frown...

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New Jersey has a governor
Who wants to rule the land,
But people have a problem
Seeing Christie in command.

It’s not his personality
(Though he thinks he’s all that!)
Or brains or drive or vigor – 
It’s the fact that he is fat!

He isn’t slightly overweight
But closer to obese.
His stomach,...

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Badly bloated;
Daily devoted;
Silver coated;
Duly noted.
Across water boated;
Ruby throated;
Castle moated;
Around touted;
Poem wroted;
Out pointed;
Available and anointed;
Have been appointed;
Was disjointed.

Jim Horn...

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Mr. Racist, Mr. Racist, 
fills with hate the empty spaces. 
Mr. Racist, Mr. Racist, 
of decency he'll leave no traces. 

Mr. Fugly, Tubby Racist, 
don't know how to tie his laces. 
Buggy Nubby, stupid racist, 
don't know how to be courageous....

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Sleeping through the stress
Soiled in mixed silence
Jotting every joke in justice

Like the lies of lilac
Calling itself clear
But feels like a beauty
Arranged clothes for the weeks job
Just to see souls happy at dusk
Laughing out loud
While remembering their loss as mere thinking
Oh the joys of feeding
I am...

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