Best Blender Poems

The sun sets in muted gold glow, 
Shadows darkle the sky's blue brow, 
Salmon clouds spread the sparkle slow, 
As the orange orb's hiding now;

Lilac...

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A Magic Adventure of Peter The Pan/AKA Peta The Fwying Pan

Peter was a fine young pan with blue eyes
Like all the other pans his age,...

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Inside the Dishwasher everyone rushed!
Clinks, clanks, rattles, 'Ouches' and ' Ohs'!
"Would you pa--lease, settle down!" said Deb--They hushed.
"Now we can hear...let's just see how this...

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Oklahoma just passed an executive order
About the obvious disorder
Of letting men break through the border
Called a women’s bathroom door
Which has always been there for
Keeping out...

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(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")

It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the...

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~It Was One Of Those Mornings Contest~
Sponsor: Sara Kendrick

Stanza I

Nauseous and dizzy first thing in the morning,
this baby was conceived without any warning!
I smell coffee...

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i see you move
i see you on the floor
a sip of my drink
while staring at her
she dance like this:
like nobody sees
the music she feels
with elegance...

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Zombies ate my Christmas guests
Oh Lord you should have seen it
Don't know what the cops will think
But the neighbors won't believe it

Granny dodged and moved...

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Life is

Life is never easy
everyone will say it’s true
Especially if the palette
is a dismal shade of blue
More than one can handle
when the weight is far...

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The Shepherd asked the poetess-
Who are you?
Twinkling her eyes, the poetess
said-who am I.

Am I a breath or a death;
breeze or a storm;
am I soothed or...

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It is a business truth
And transformer of lenders into Ruth
Who have been infamous Shylock 
Or a hesitant safe with lock ...

A borrower to soften his...

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Looked up and down, right and left
Wondering why life suffers a theft
Subtracted beauty from my chin cleft
 
If I deserved and preserved the best
My love...

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We drift aimlessly
Upon a delicate mode of dust
A choice, not ours to make
Existing because we must

Absorbing what must be known
Experience is just what we feel
Careening...

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Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd

There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:

There was a...

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The lady Maggie we remember
Carl met her in December
Small and round ... but classy
Sexy ... sometimes sassy
Old granny her mind's in a blender










08.03.2018
Sun :) -...

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