Zombies Ate My Christmas Guests

Zombies ate my Christmas guests Oh Lord you should have seen it Don't know what the cops will think But the neighbors won't believe it Granny dodged and moved so quick She ran like Herschel Walker Just as it seemed she'd get away She tripped, that's how they caught her Uncle Fred was passed out cold From slugging lots of scotch So they put him in the blender And started drinking shots What happened to the others Is a tale to gross to tell But i think that me and grandpa Are going straight to... well now See grandpa is a Wiley one And he knew just what to do Smeared on blood and messed his pants Then said you'd better too The zombies still came after us But when they caught our smell stopped all of their snarling And said welcome..... what the well now So grandpa, me, and zombies All sat at the dinner table Drinking shots of uncle Fred And dinning on aunt mable