Best Billing Poems

Love nature programs for they're amazing up close filming
How do they capture those exploits so thrilling
It's beyond my comprehension
Surely grabs my attention
The cheetah, the fastest...

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Just Before The Show

Oh Yes! My career!.. It's behind me.
And the bright lights I’d worked so hard for
Now they’ve airbrushed my face
That looks so out...

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kleine perihuhn damplings
ein puter potage
action de grace-dindon
dankfest kartoffel
eucharista sauce
we give you 
thanks


Inspired by Donna's contest

No finer tribute ode- than to be top billing on Thanksgiving/Christmas...

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Jog at skybridge
Dusk descends swiftly;
Deep darkness sums


Side by side we
Stride brisk and fast;
Stop clock moments


A neighbour smiles
Mobile cellphone chat;
Our feet speed away


Evening echoes
Cicada serenade;
Hazy ambience...

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(As Galileo left the session of the Inquisition
at which he had been forced to deny his own
discovery that the earth orbited the sun, and
had to...

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Here lies dentist Sam Billing
 This patch of earth he is now filling!

 4-12-19
 An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh 2  Contest
 Sponsor: Jesse...

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It's not personal; it's business,
says the service guy billing you.
But knowing you can't afford it,
they keep squeezing until you're broke.

You cringe inside each time you...

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"If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired." -- Anton Chekhov


Chekhov...

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A Chocolate Sponge Wedding Cake
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Three chocolate bases
hold up a chocolate cake.
Three chocolate bases!
A dream, for heaven's sake.

Ruffles of rich chocolate
look like a piglet's ear.
The wedding...

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“Hello, and thank you for calling Acme Products! Please listen to the following selections as our menu options changed 5 years ago and we want...

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Feel fond feelings
Words weave willing
Bless bright billing


Love looks lovely
Glimpse gains groovy
Claim charms curvy


Profound play primes
Touch treasures time
Rapture reaps rhymes


Trust truth timely
Deed drills deeply
Feel fine fancy


Drool...

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These chillies are so spicy and hot
And they could change your sex life  a lot
Cos if you’re in the mood
Grab this hot spicy food
It...

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This one's all about sexy sweet love
You know the kind, like two turtledoves
Billing and cooing
Slurping and drooling
Should charge admission, try not to shove...

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And so I ponder my frailities as give giveness to the/they that are in response to my/your parental misgivings, the way windward wade their roughened...

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God asked Noah to build an ark
he was happy to oblige
but he wasn't so keen
when he found out 
what had to go inside

Two of every...

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