Best Beginners Poems

Kissing For Beginners.

Do you recall your first kiss
That was supposed to fill you with heavenly bliss
But filled you with nervous anticipation
It looked simple enough on telly
But I had butterflies in my belly

I hated girls when I was a kid
I’d rather kiss a pregnant pig
But suddenly...

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First of all I would like to say 
A big Thank You to everyone 
Please just find a spot to sit down
Yes, on the floor, Agnes doesnt mind.
I had the chairs removed last week,
After that sit-in stunt they pulled.
No demands yet, still not talking.

Pay no...

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Revolutionary  evolutionary
Heartful constitutions
Lovers constructing
Contributions contorts

Contours, all sides a winner
Armies of DREAMERS
WE are redeemers
Consecutive notions

If we begin we are beginners
Heavily measured DEVOTIONS
Affiliated positives
Once SCREAMED 

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE
and the corners of the WORLD are
Furnished with a song not yet sung
Blessed be the...

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I remember gazing at, through some moving vehicle:
         the foggy mountains mystical; the setting sun; the distant blue sky. 
                 ...

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You know how they say,
you can’t make 
this stuff up...
(True story!)
As fishing stories go,
this is not a story
of the one that got away.
This is a story of
four fish that didn’t.
We started out 
feeling fine,
everyone having a good time.
fishing on the pear.
For beginners luck 
I was...

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Crow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities

Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend is he
perched on the handle of a spade
looking out for bugs and worms
went on a holiday to Adelaide

Thrush (Not-The-Itchyus Sortus)
light...

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We placed every bar for our children to touch,
     If it is too hard, it could be too much,
          We will drop it for our kids to start,
    ...

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What do you do if you lose a leg
Put on an artificial one instead
And if your eye sight needs improving
Glasses are the thing to get them moving

But alas if your hair is what’s missing
Wearing a toupee will get you some ribbing
So there seems no hope...

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Playing a game on a checkered board 
No need for armor and sword 
Only a decisive mind 
Thoughtful strategy and enough time 
Concentrating with a stare 
Capturing pieces without a care 
Characters used straight out from mid evil books 
A knight making hops and hooks...

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I was with a Brit friend the other day
Drinking beer and telling stories you might say
I was draining stubbies down as an Aussie will
Making this mate laugh thinking I was a real dill

Ya see in the mother country you drink out of a pint glass
And...

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May we be blessed to understand when we’re disheartened
discourage and frustrated
at something new we are trying to learn…
trying our best to do…

That every expert, every champion 
every first place gold medal winner 
before they became an expert, a champion, 
or a first place gold medal...

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Two beginners here
Speaking softly
Relationship to steer
Both thinking loftily
Never lack of boundaries so *****

Denial of the highest sort
Never excepting emotions
Each barrier a impenetrable fort
Yet still going through the motions
Only success comes through the truth of court

The answer does not take a sleuth
They like each other you...

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