Anthropomorphism For Beginners.

First of all I would like to say A big Thank You to everyone Please just find a spot to sit down Yes, on the floor, Agnes doesnt mind. I had the chairs removed last week, After that sit-in stunt they pulled. No demands yet, still not talking. Pay no attention to Cybil She's feeling frisky I'm afraid I'd throw her outside but sadly There's no way that I can trust her As long as she's under my roof And the vet bills are paid by me Its my moral code she'll follow! So, relax, breathe and say hello To the thing sitting beside you We're all beginners here today Nothing will laugh at your mistakes Just one warning before we start Names have very powerful magic Be careful what label you choose. Try not to change tack half way through Or do the process more than once Don't confuse or insult targets And most important of all Don't name everything the same That will just confuse everything Any questions? Right! Lets begin.