Best Bart Poems

There was an old man on a cart,
Acquaintances knew him as Bart,
As he only ate beans,
He inflated his jeans,
And smelt of a permanent fart…

Inspired by She’s Like the Wind (which I misheard as She’s Got the Wind, lol)
For Giorgio’s A Song Inspires a Poem contest...

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Black Bart the PO8
Robbed Wells Fargo in Cal state
His lifestyle—his fate

Claimed his poetry
Not his robbery should have
Jailed him…snobbery...

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Bart was a colorful fellow.
He liked to dress in bright yellow.
When asked why so bright,
He replied with delight,
"It keeps me from getting too mellow."


8/24/13...

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Alright all you pigeon chests
Came the sound of thunder from the open door
As Big Bad Bart replaced the space
Giant mountain man of lore

Making his way into the bar
Sweeping Nancy boys out of his way
Stepping up to the the jukebox 
Kicking it till some good ole...

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There once was a chauffeur called Bart,
Who had a Rolls that wouldn’t start.
He wanted to be green -
His boss was very mean -
So now he drives a horse and cart....

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The rails always hiss and scream 
a steel Woman pierces the ear
drum. We all shake, bobbing and 
dancing no skill required you
all do it equally as good 
Doors open and close. People 
enter and leave. A metallic 
ant farm we all live in 
together, never...

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The mayor in our little town
Has grown old as he rules.
That's why what happened just last year
Made us all feel like fools.

The train slowed down and fin'ly stopped 
Here in our little town.
A brown eyed beauty smiled and winked
An' stepped down on the ground.

She said,...

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I had a best friend whose name was Bart
    All the girls thought he was cute and smart
                 Many wanted to date him 
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Of all the tales I've heard
And all ballads that I've read
It's one scary little word
That keeps sticking in my head

And unlike any other
This sets all tales apart
I'm here to tell you brother
Of the one and only Bart

Now Bart did most his livin'
In the nineteen eighties
Because...

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She wanted me to meet her pet, but I was not ready to go yet. 
Her enormous python and giant black cobra I had already met.
Alligator? Crocodile? Probably something that could tear me apart.
I made excuses for six days, until she said his name is...

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G BART AND LITTLE ED
Big Bart was a mean guy killed people just for fun
First he’d stab em with a knife then shoot em with his gun
Little Ed was a shy guy the nicest you ever saw
Till that day came when Big Bart killed his...

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      She watched, with beam hern showed hot spark  
             Sum say, she jumped up shouting "Bart"
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Why can't I change?
 Searching for a change...
In my mind...
 I'd have 2 rewind...
My tape's, and make a new...
 Mixtape, with all my mistakes...
Take place...
 In this KRAZY ass world...
Full of hurdels...
 Obstacles & Chemicals
Make me unbalanced...
 With KRAZY toughts...
Of my near future...
 Very unseen...
Smoked...

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